Mastermind meets the MS390

[wendell]

Now that would be a first. I need no sympathy. I don't even understand the concept.

Empathy and sympathy. I got a story for ya there.

Sympathy:

Two guys are standing on a river bank. One jumps in but can't swim. The other feels sympathy for him so he jumps in the river with him to save his friend. They both end up drowning.

Empathy:

Two guys are standing on a river bank. One jumps in but can't swim. The other understands his dilemma but in no way wants to end up in danger with him. So he casts a rope out. His friend then can use the tools provided to save himself.

I have sympathy for your CAD.

I have empathy for your delusions.

 

[Currently]

Friend of mine once told me that sympathy is located between sh*t and syphillis in the dictionary ...

 

[Hank Chinaski]

Now that would be a first. I need no sympathy. I don't even understand the concept.

Empathy and sympathy. I got a story for ya there.

Sympathy:

Two guys are standing on a river bank. One jumps in but can't swim. The other feels sympathy for him so he jumps in the river with him to save his friend. They both end up drowning.

Empathy:

Two guys are standing on a river bank. One jumps in but can't swim. The other understands his dilemma but in no way wants to end up in danger with him. So he casts a rope out. His friend then can use the tools provided to save himself.

my empathy is tempered by my God given Grace as a redneck and my USN training:
I'd toss in the properly secured rope along with a USCG approved lifering, but only after I got done laughing at your dumbass for falling in the creek.

 

[Mastermind]

OK now I'm beginning to experience apathy. :bang::bang::bang:

 

[8433jeff]

OK now I'm beginning to experience apathy. :bang::bang::bang:

Your wife wants some virility.

 

[Eccentric]

Man. We should have KNOWN better than to leave you miscreants alone in the CS forum.

When-dull I find it completely plausible that AF has more than one "buddy"........................schizophrenia provides numerous opportunities for the afflicted to interact with "buddies". And let's not forget the corpses in his chest freezer, nor the poor girl in the pit in his livingroom that has to "put the lotion on its skin"

It put's the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again........:jester:

I just got caught up on the 4 strangest pages of insanity that I've read on AS since the 5-word thread. About spit my coffee on the computer. You guys are a riot...

 

[Jon1212]

It put's the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again........:jester:

I just got caught up on the 4 strangest pages of insanity that I've read on AS since the 5-word thread. About spit my coffee on the computer. You guys are a riot...

Wow! Aaron that is some high praise indeed, but my question to you is, after being so thoroughly entertained by this Circus of Miscreants and Sarcastics, how much "rep" did you hand out?...............*cricket*............*cricket*.............*cricket*.............yeah, that's what I thought...........:msp_sad::msp_sad:

 

[Jon1212]

Friend of mine once told me that sympathy is located between sh*t and syphillis in the dictionary ...

Oh yeah? Well "reputation" is between "repulsive", and "retard". So here's some reputation for you.

 

[Hedgerow]

Wow! Aaron that is some high praise indeed, but my question to you is, after being so thoroughly entertained by this Circus of Miscreants and Sarcastics, how much "rep" did you hand out?...............*cricket*............*cricket*.............*cricket*.............yeah, that's what I thought...........:msp_sad::msp_sad:

Well? I put my tall boots on to wade through the last few pages, and reped all you ho's... :msp_wink:

 

[Eccentric]

Wow! Aaron that is some high praise indeed, but my question to you is, after being so thoroughly entertained by this Circus of Miscreants and Sarcastics, how much "rep" did you hand out?...............*cricket*............*cricket*.............*cricket*.............yeah, that's what I thought...........:msp_sad::msp_sad:

Repped those I could. Most of you miscreants have received rep from me recently and the system won't let me hitcha again until I spread it around more...................................and you're in that group. Look at your rep log....:jester:

 

[Stumpys Customs]

Well? I put my tall boots on to wade through the last few pages, and reped all you ho's... :msp_wink:

Not bad fer the chainsaw forum.
I guess I'll not hold a grudge against Moobs fer his 390 thread gittin more attn than my 290 thread. I guess I'll let it die off into never never land.:wink2:

 

[Hedgerow]

Not bad fer the chainsaw forum.
I guess I'll not hold a grudge against Moobs fer his 390 thread gittin more attn than my 290 thread. I guess I'll let it die off into never never land.:wink2:

Until you get the 039...
:big_smile:
Then it's "Rep Orgy" all over again!!!

 

[Stumpys Customs]

Until you get the 039...
:big_smile:
Then it's "Rep Orgy" all over again!!!

Does me, myself & I plus KY count as an orgy?????:msp_ohmy:

 

[Hedgerow]

Does me, myself & I plus KY count as an orgy?????:msp_ohmy:

Errr... Maybe??? As long as Les is at least in the same room...:msp_biggrin:

 

[audible fart]

Not bad fer the chainsaw forum.
I guess I'll not hold a grudge against Moobs fer his 390 thread gittin more attn than my 290 thread. I guess I'll let it die off into never never land.:wink2:

You could compare the MS290 vs MS390 to the rock bands Coldplay vs U2.
One is a smaller version of the other one and they both suck.

 

[Jon1212]

Wow! Aaron that is some high praise indeed, but my question to you is, after being so thoroughly entertained by this Circus of Miscreants and Sarcastics, how much "rep" did you hand out?...............*cricket*............*cricket*.............*cricket*.............yeah, that's what I thought...........:msp_sad::msp_sad:

Repped those I could. Most of you miscreants have received rep from me recently and the system won't let me hitcha again until I spread it around more...................................and you're in that group. Look at your rep log....:jester:

Man Aaron, I sure am gonna be embarassed:redface:..........oh wait here it is I found it.........wait this can't be right........it says here you last sent me some rep on 06/21/2011......well at least it was in the current season............










:msp_biggrin: Just kiddin' man I have no idea how to check this.

 

[Mastermind]

Man Aaron, I sure am gonna be embarassed:redface:..........oh wait here it is I found it.........wait this can't be right........it says here you last sent me some rep on 06/21/2011......well at least it was in the current season............










:msp_biggrin: Just kiddin' man I have no idea how to check this.

Speaking of things we don't know how to check. When is your saw going to be there???

 

[audible fart]

Speaking of things we don't know how to check. When is your saw going to be there???

How many days do think he'll let this'll drag out before he figures out you punked him?

 

[Jon1212]

Speaking of things we don't know how to check. When is your saw going to be there???

Well according to UPS, the parcel left Sparta at 9:09pm on 8/22, and 36 hours later it left Memphis (10:36am 8/24) for the long trip to Sacramento due to deliver by end of day on 8/29.
This begs the question, did they carry it on horseback from Sparta to Memphis?

 

[Mastermind]

Well according to UPS, the parcel left Sparta at 9:09pm on 8/22, and 36 hours later it left Memphis (10:36am 8/24) for the long trip to Sacramento due to deliver by end of day on 8/29.
This begs the question, did they carry it on horseback from Sparta to Memphis?

Sparta to Memphis is less that a 5 hr drive so........

They took it out and cut some cookies????