These threads are quite hilarous....
Don't get me wrong....I am sure we have all been there and done that....
I would speculate anyone who purchased a tractor, skid steer or anything else that allows you to pick up big wood will tell you they became more efficient, productive and profitable when they swithed from loading wood by hand to some sort of mechanical device. Not to mention far less back aches. I love my tractor. My back loves my tractor.
My point is this, my tractor runs about $20 per hour to own and operate. I can do in one hour that would take a crew of 3 men 3 hours. Now tell me with a straight face that you can't afford the machine. How can you not?
But to answer your question, cut it, split it, lift it and carry it. If it makes you feel better use a wheel barrell. Tarps are for debris not limbs and wood.