I don't need warning stickers and guards
Really? Murphy is listening you know... There is a scientific 'law' named after him. Gravity doesn't even have that. Gravity is not even capitalized. Prostrate yourself on the ground, say three Hail Mary's, and swear on the names of your grandchildren that you will have a guard on that Lovejoy coupling before lunch tomorrow. Or, not... That stuff never hurts the guy that leaves it that way, but it is a mouse trap for unsuspecting others. Kids love to help with wood, and they don't know better. Just saying, you might want to rethink that.