No way. The liability one would incur. Better to let the already there people deal with it.
What will the safety guy think of a homemade suspension?
The safety guy? If it was a tidy enough job he probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
He just doesn't like tin hats...or most of the guys who wear them. He's young and prefers plastic. He's the safety guy by virtue of the fact that he took a semester of Industrial Safety at the local Junior College, is related to one of the company bigwigs, and has totally failed at everything else they've tried to train him to do.
They gave him a title, a pickup, a clip board, a huge stack of reporting forms, a bright orange safety vest with silver reflective striping, a plastic hardhat of course, and sent him forth to make the mills and woods a safer place for us all.
He's a dork. Worse, he's a dork with an attitude. But we learned the hard way that we have to take him seriously. Having never really succeeded at anything before he's now empowered to issue safety citations and write warning letters. And he does. Lots of each. Tons of each.
He has a mission. Beware dorks with a mission.