"Roadrunner Landscaping" and "Wile E. Coyote Super Genius Tree Service".
Wonder where he keeps his "OUCH!" sign that he must display as he is shaken to the ground while tangled with powerline and screaming chainsaw,.. or classically flung across the street into a fireworks factory.
Tune in next week kids, he'll be deadwooding a honey locust using his Acme rocketpack!