Oklahoma,AR,MO,KS,TX GTG (Next GTG 08/27/2016 ) Fort Scott, KS

[jwarren]

Is there another gtg around soon that stumpy won't be at? I'm kinda nervous now.

 

[WoodChuck'r]

Is there another gtg around soon that stumpy won't be at? I'm kinda nervous now.

He's actually rather harmless.


That is. Until he's got a spork on him..... :help:

 

[Work Saw Collector]

He's actually rather harmless.


That is. Until he's got a spork on him..... :help:

or if you get between him and the tater salad.

 

[WKEND LUMBERJAK]

He's actually rather harmless.


That is. Until he's got a spork on him..... :help:

Okey whats the deal with a spork this is the second thread that this has been mentioned. Its got to be good if Stumpy was involved.

 

[Hedgerow]

or if you get between him and the tater salad.

Or if you look like a chainsaw... :msp_scared:
Wouldn't wanna get "ported"

 

[RVALUE]

Heck I could be wearing 10 sets of chaps and I would still be a little worried, I hear stories of folks down that way. I guess I am probably safe I am not related to any of you.

Yet.

 

[Work Saw Collector]

Yet.

Now thats funny.

 

[jerrycmorrow]

Or if you look like a chainsaw... :msp_scared:
Wouldn't wanna get "ported"

or if you get between him and where he thinks ralph is.

 

[Work Saw Collector]

or if you get between him and where he thinks ralph is.

Are we drawing straws for who has to hold someone's hair back saturday night. :redface:

 

[WKEND LUMBERJAK]

Are we drawing straws for who has to hold someone's hair back saturday night. :redface:

Thats the new guys job..

 

[WoodChuck'r]

Okey whats the deal with a spork this is the second thread that this has been mentioned. Its got to be good if Stumpy was involved.

AT the KY GTG - the Wisconsin boys brought a bunch of this (kick @$$!) mozzarella rope cheese. **** was AMAZING!


I ate a ton of it and everyone started calling me CheezChuck'r. Stumpy said he ate so much that the next time he needs to number 2 he'll be so backed up he'll need a spoon to help him out! Then someone mentioned something about the backside of the spoon and a strange texture or something and how the round ends might tickle ya a little bit or something..... I didn't fully catch all of it. But at that moment I jumped in and said "That's why I use a spork!!!" Stump laughed terribly hard and towards the end of his laughing spell he said "OMG I think I might have pee'd a little....!"


T'was a funny @$$ moment to say the least.

 

[Work Saw Collector]

AT the KY GTG - the Wisconsin boys brought a bunch of this (kick @$$!) mozzarella rope cheese. **** was AMAZING!


I ate a ton of it and everyone started calling me CheezChuck'r. Stumpy said he ate so much that the next time he needs to number 2 he'll be so backed up he'll need a spoon to help him out! Then someone mentioned something about the backside of the spoon and a strange texture or something and how the round ends might tickle ya a little bit or something..... I didn't fully catch all of it. But at that moment I jumped in and said "That's why I use a spork!!!" Stump laughed terribly hard and towards the end of his laughing spell he said "OMG I think I might have pee'd a little....!"


T'was a funny @$$ moment to say the least.

Thats the best part of the GTGs is the stories that are told and some that are not.

 

[jwarren]

You'll prob be holding mine back. Stag goes down good after running a saw for a while.

 

[WKEND LUMBERJAK]

And Here I thought he was poddy trained.:msp_w00t::msp_w00t:

 

[Stumpys Customs]

I can feel the love in this thread.:msp_scared: Good thing I aint as sensitive as I used to be.

For those that might be leary of comeing around a GTG with me there. I'll let you know I've been to obedience training recently. I now know that it's wrong to sniff a strangers butt & try to hump his leg. Just don't carry any cheese in yer pocket or all the training goes out the window.:msp_w00t:

 

[jwarren]

That's it. I'm bringing the shock collar.

 

[Stumpys Customs]

That's it. I'm bringing the shock collar.

OOOOOOOH!!! New guy likes it kinky:msp_w00t:

 

[jwarren]

Am I goin to have to change my name to new guy now? The shock collar has been to the bar numerous times. Completely paid for itself by now. I'll prob have my climbing saddle too of you want to rig somebody other than "new guy" into a swing of sorts. It worked on my gf in the garage.

 

[Stumpys Customs]

Am I goin to have to change my name to new guy now? The shock collar has been to the bar numerous times. Completely paid for itself by now. I'll prob have my climbing saddle too of you want to rig somebody other than "new guy" into a swing of sorts. It worked on my gf in the garage.

OH my:msp_scared:

 

[jwarren]

He's speechless. I win.