On funny things in trees?

[John Paul Sanborn]

Those of you who have done condo work, what do you do whn entering trees to let the old ladies know you're entering trees that will give you a veiw of thier balconies.

After the first time I supriesd a GreatGrandma in a nighty,we started singing loudly when we started climbing. the onetime someone complained, I explained the reasoning for it and she was at a loss for words.

 

[John Paul Sanborn]

I was thinking it's the younger Riggs too, but the guy said he's into realestate.

 

[jason j ladue]

i just take my chances. who knows it might be the olson twins on that balcony. or condaleeza rice...

 

[Crispin Hoar]

60 ft. surprise

I was trimming a spruce beside an apartment building and had my back to the building because of the wind. I was at about 60 ft. and attached to a stem about 5 inches. The wind was moving the tree about 3 ft. side to side. I was getting used to the sway when I heard a gasp from behind me! I don't know who was more surprised Me hearing a voice behind me at 60 ft. or the lady that saw me swaying past her bedroom window 6 stories up. After the initial shock we spoke for a minute and she even offered me a coffee.

 

[jamie]

bendy

up a bendy stem, the chipper was shut down, looked downto see the boss and the other groundie looking, i saw nothing, carried on chunking down, the boss shouted up, look in the 3rd window on the left, all i saw was a painter and decorator in white overalls, what they saw was some topless lassie brushing her hair...... my angle was just a wee bit wrong....

jamie

 

[OutOnaLimb]

There have been a few times when I got set in a canopy and spied a cutie sun bathing, even been a few times when the girl knew I was in the tree and set up tanning just to show off.

Kenn

 

[John Paul Sanborn]

When I rand cleanup on spray routes for TG-CL there were many times I would walk into a backyard and find the Mrs. or a daughter working on the allover tan.

Gives a diferent meaning to pulling hose...

 

[OutOnaLimb]

LMAO JPS!!!!!

Kenn

 

[greg carr]

We were working at MIT clearing buildings and could not go up a tree until 10 AM so we wouldnt catch an eyeful.So at 10 I head up, tie in and see some rustling under the sheets in a fifth floor window.I tried not to look but come on you got to at least check.The sheets throw back and its the biggest,hairiest,naked guy with his a$$ in the air pointed right at me.My scream was louder than his I think.two minutes later the MIT police arrive, call me down out of the tree and scream at me for being a peeper.

 

[Lumberjack]

I remember when I was about 14, we where grinding stumps in the back yard, when this fine girl i knew walked out in the back yard wearing a towel. She was like 18-19, and man she had some legs. Well, she walked around the back yard, and after saying hey to me, she turned her back and bent over at the waist to pick up her dog.

Ah the good times

 

[John Paul Sanborn]

That was only 2 years ago?

 

[Koa Man]

1. When trimming trees in the back yard, across the 3 ft. hedge 2 young women with knockout bodies come out to their pool and strip down to a thong bottom, nothing else. They knew we were there because they could see and hear us. Didn't know whether to be happy or upset. What was supposed to be a 2 hour job took 4 hours, because that was how they were out there.

2. While trimming coconut palms a completely naked young woman sunbathing on her 2nd story deck was lying on her stomach. When she hears us, she turns over and lies on her back watching us trim the trees for about half an hour before she goes in.

3. While up another coconut palm along the beach, I see a young woman walking down the beach and goes into a open space in between some bushes. She sets her things down, looks up and down the beach to make sure no one is approaching, then takes off all her street clothes and puts on her bikini. She never knew 30 ft. up and 70 ft. away, I was watching the whole thing.

 

[John Paul Sanborn]

I was watching the whole thing.

You should have intruduced yourself!

 

[jason j ladue]

i was in the back 40 just playing around in this little stand of sugar maples- just climbing. keepin the skills honed ya know. was tied into the very tip of this 70 footer or so, kinda bouncin and swingin from tree to tree, and pretty soon here comes a trio of deer outta the thinckett- mama and two babies. didnt, even see me i think. i lowered my self to w/in about 10' directly above em. i felt like a ninja or spider or some. i felt like i was so close that if i had made a noise they might have jumped and ran into me. it was all i could do to keep from bursting into laughter.

 

[lcarledwards]

LOL that'd be fun

 

[jason j ladue]

carl is that you ?

 

[jason j ladue]

come over for a bit. you got wheels? i am temporarily immolized.

 

[lcarledwards]

duh don't have your number

email it to [email protected]

 

[Lumberjack]

That was only 2 years ago?

4 years.

 

[Tom D. Wilson]

when i first started ground a couple of years ago we were working in this ladys back yard takeing out a couple of lawson's out. it was in the summer holidays and the ladys 16 year old daughter was there. i had been running late in the morning coz my girlfriend had stayed the night at my flat and had put my jeans on without bothering with boxers and as i bent over to pick up some brash i hear my jeans rip - oh well i thought it cant be that bad and as i walked round the front to where the trailer was parked the young lass started giggling and ran off inside when i came back the girl and her mum were stood there smiling at me holding a tray of tea. i took the teas and had a bit of a chat and as i turned to go tell my boss there was a cup-a waiting for him the girl said to her mum 'see i told you he wasnt wearing any' at which point they both start laffing. at this point i decide to check to see how bad the rip in my jeans is and notice tha theyv split down the middle and across underneath the right hand pocket which is now flapping around showing off the whole of my pasty right butt cheek.