One of those days.

treeclimber101 · Dec 17, 2011

beastmaster said:
Ever have one of those days where everything pisses you off or goes wrong? I was excited about climbing this tree. Pondarosa pine, maybe 130 ft ,and 50 in DBH. Been a long time since Iv'e climbed a big pine like that. I planed on bigshotting a line up high and SRTing up it, but my throw line has been getting shorter and shorter lately, so I had the great idea of using a fishing reel with some 80lb braid and tie that to my throw ball. First shot works fine, but I know I can do better. Second shot, full power, the line breaks and my throw ball goes to the next state. That was my only one. O.K. I will climb it. The owner isn't there but his two workers are. Their playing music and grab assing. I gas my saw, carry my stuff to the tree(3 trips). They don't want to get out of the truck, it's to cold.
This tree stays the same size 3/4 of it's height. I tell them I need some one to spot stubs on the opposite side as I whip my way up. That lasted 10 min. Their back in the truck, it is cold, I am freezing. I'm mad, my climbing line is stuck under slash. Did I say I was mad?
The tree is taking longer then it should, There is a pumping station under one side and under ground pipes running along side it, and a hill going up the other side I have a small landing pad, I'm getting stressed. The branches are 30 ft long on this puppy.
I figure at lest I'll get the top out today. Bad thing I'll be having those to guys pulley on the rope using the Cat. Did I say I was stressed?
It's freezing, I can't feel my hands, and now the wind kicks up and its blowing the wrong direction to help. Out of no where there is a snow blizzard. I just started working in the mountains a few months ago, I liked it tell today.
The two guys get out of the truck and yell for me to get down before we get snowed in. I don't want to leave my climbing line in the tree so I tell them to send up another line. They tie on a 5/8 bull line, its not long enough to double over so I just tie an end and use an figure 8 to get down. Now tomorrow I have to gaff all the way back up.
I am home now with a cup of hot coffee. I am not mad no more. Tomorrow if we work, you can bet I'll be dropping those pieces in that little ravine next to the nice flat area, and I'll be sitting in the truck watching them guys fight to get them out of there.

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I agree , they deserve a good jam up I mean at least 3ft of crossed 30 ft branches .... Then tell them you did that on purpose so just don't think you suck ...... You may get some ###### looks and maybe a mouse in your lunch box but thats one hell of a point ...

TreeAce · Dec 17, 2011

Anyone who sits in the truck while a guy climbs is a POS in my book. Fk em.....if thats how they wanna play it then then anything goes......n if its over the hill...oh well.

I am assuming they know better. These guys are supposed to be tree workers right? They arent some landscapers who get sent off with a tree man and are just clueless right? The are over the age of 20? I am sure they should know better but just saying...

Grace Tree · Dec 17, 2011

superjunior said:
I was so pissed yesterday I told the guys if one of the ropes comes in contact with it - it's staying here and they're getting billed for a new rope. luckily that didn't happen.

Yeah I've been asked for that permit 1 time. A few years back we were taking down an ash that was just about dead when some tree hugging hippie ##### comes out of nowhere and starts flipping out - calling me a "murderer of the environment" lol.. I told her to put a hard hat on or I would not be responsible for the next limb that flattens her dumb ass. Next thing I know the Clev. Hts. forestry guy is there asking me for the permit. So I told the guys to take an early lunch and I had my secretary fax over our info to the city, ran over there and paid the 25$ and was back to work in less then an hour.

That's funny but that Cleveland Hgts. for sure.
Phil

beastmaster · Dec 17, 2011

TreeAce said:
Anyone who sits in the truck while a guy climbs is a POS in my book. Fk em.....if thats how they wanna play it then then anything goes......n if its over the hill...oh well.

I am assuming they know better. These guys are supposed to be tree workers right? They arent some landscapers who get sent off with a tree man and are just clueless right? The are over the age of 20? I am sure they should know better but just saying...

I'm not one of those primadona climbers that expect to be waited on hand and foot, but when your off the ground like it or not your dependent on the ground guys. A good groundsman in my book can anticipate what your going to need or do next. You can trust their judgement. They'll take it on them selfs to move stuff that might be in the way, cover a window, etc. When they send up a saw its full of gas, warmed up and sharp. They don't use the slobbonee triple half hitch with a twist knot to send stuff up. I have trained and worked with a lot of groundsman like that. It's not those guys. To learn you have to care. They don't care.
When the owners around their different. I work up there a few days a week climbing, the pays decent, the Owner is a nice guy, My hours are really flexable. I stay and don't complain because I want a good endorsement from this company as I plan on doing contract climbing up there come spring
I even like those guys most the time. Ah, maybe I'm just complaining to much, When your cold and tired everything seems worse. Monday, after I take out the top, I'll be dropping 10 ft long, big heavy pieces. I can lay them where ever I want, If one goes off to the side into the brush and that little gully they'll know what is up:smile2: Am I that petty? While see Monday.

2treeornot2tree · Dec 17, 2011

beastmaster said:
I'm not one of those primadona climbers that expect to be waited on hand and foot, but when your off the ground like it or not your dependent on the ground guys. A good groundsman in my book can anticipate what your going to need or do next. You can trust their judgement. They'll take it on them selfs to move stuff that might be in the way, cover a window, etc. When they send up a saw its full of gas, warmed up and sharp. They don't use the slobbonee triple half hitch with a twist knot to send stuff up. I have trained and worked with a lot of groundsman like that. It's not those guys. To learn you have to care. They don't care.
When the owners around their different. I work up there a few days a week climbing, the pays decent, the Owner is a nice guy, My hours are really flexable. I stay and don't complain because I want a good endorsement from this company as I plan on doing contract climbing up there come spring
I even like those guys most the time. Ah, maybe I'm just complaining to much, When your cold and tired everything seems worse. Monday, after I take out the top, I'll be dropping 10 ft long, big heavy pieces. I can lay them where ever I want, If one goes off to the side into the brush and that little gully they'll know what is up:smile2: Am I that petty? While see Monday.

Put it in the gully. Then sit there and watch them strugle to get it out. It will give you a good chuckle.