quote of the day

[woodfarmer]

"if you don't like loggers, try wiping your ass with plastic"

 

[Stihlboy088]

Hell's yeah!!!

 

[stihlaficionado]

People rarely think of the "end" product...

 

[sILlogger]

yes yes..that is a good one..i have a few for the future..i like this thread already

 

[Canyonbc]

Good quote...good quote

 

[Lee Bradley]

Earth First

"Earth First"
We'll log the rest of the planets later.

 

[sILlogger]

"Earth First"
We'll log the rest of the planets later.

DAMN YOU!! THAT ONE WAS MINE!!! ive got it on my logging helmet

 

[slowp]

DAMN YOU!! THAT ONE WAS MINE!!! ive got it on my logging helmet

I had it on my little pickup but it wore off quickly. Got one that says TREES ARE THE ANSWER . But I'm not sure what the question is.


IF WE'D SWARPED IT ALL THE FIRST TIME, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HAZARD TREES.

 

[Stihlboy088]

Quote it!!!

I told this to my sociology teacher in high school the first time i got kicked out of his class, " why the F:censored: would you want to be a sociologist when you could be a logger instead?" the bastard called me a treehugger the rest of the semester. what a Dickmitten.

Dave,

 

[beowulf343]

That guy is an idiot-treehuggers usually protest loggers.

 

[slowp]

Here's the one I had as a screensaver.

CUT EM ALL AND LET THE MILL SORT EM OUT.
A friend put it on his computer and got told he had to take it off, too offensive.

 

[Gologit]

Two that I've seen around here...."I'm a logger and damn proud of it" and "I'm a logger. Any problem with that? " There was also one that made a brief appearance, very brief..."Old growth? Not anymore". And while I'm thinking about it...we used to spray paint on the ends of our loads of loags..."Former spotted owl habitat"...the PR department put an end to that pretty quick. No sense of humor I guess.

 

[sILlogger]

"This isn't a logging truck...its a spotted owl RV"

 

[slowp]

It was Friday, and the logs were piling up in the chute. The shovel was on another road, loading decked logs. This is the quote of the chaser:

"We're about done. I ain't into committing suicide on the day before the weekend."

 

[Lee Bradley]

As the boss told the new choker setter: 'Pull hard she'll come easy'.

 

[Stihlboy088]

I, suppose it would depend on the size of the wench, er i mean wrench. tee hee.
Dave,

 

[Billy_Bob]

A list of some products made from trees...

animal bedding
artificial human limbs
barrels and kegs
baskets
billboards
birdhouses
boats
boxes: wood, bin, corrugated
bridges
brooms
mops
cable reels
caskets
Christmas tree stands
clocks
corks decks
fences
fishing lures
flooring
doghouses
drumsticks
excelsior
fiber drums
fitness benches
game calls
gauge sticks
gazebos
guitars
handles
industrial patterns
ironing boards
ladders landscape timbers
log homes
lumber
mallets
mine props
mobile homes
mulch: bark, pine nuggets
novelties
paddles and oars
pallets
skids
paneling
particle board
pencils
piano frames and keys
picture frames
poles and piling planters
playground equipment
plywood
potting soil
railroad cars and ties
roof trusses
skis
sheds
tongue depressors
toys
trailers
trash bins
wagons
wagons
wood sculpture
toothpaste
shoe polish

More...
http://www.csrnet.org/csrnet/Trees/forest_products.html