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[KenJax Tree]

The women over there have hairy armpits, and they would keep you warm.

If it was real, I would go. Why not?

The good vodka makes you forget about the hair.

 

[RandyMac]

The East Coast guys and the midwesterners will have to go. We can't. The TV show is looking for LUMBERJACKS...not loggers.

I'm not quite sure exactly what a lumberjack is but I don't think I qualify. :msp_biggrin:

It is rather archaic. Too cold anyway, but pepper vodka helps

 

[beastmaster]

I may not be a real lumberjack, but I could sure play one on T.V. I know just what to do. I'v watched, "Axe Man''. I could play the part of the Old wise Arborist, protecting the lumberjacks from hurting their selfs. I'v watched Axe Man, did I say that already?

 

[TreeGuyHR]

Life is like that old son, it sorta evens out after awhile.
In the meantime, man up, pretend ya got it by the balls, it works for me.

profound.

I'm putting that up on the wall right next to "Do not try, do". (By that little Jedi dude, ... Do-dah?):msp_rolleyes:

 

[Pelorus]

I'm pretty miffed that I never got a Siberian invitation. Devastated, almost.
Have started growing hair and beard; Lynyrd Skynyrdish.

 

[arborjockey]

Making fun of it because you know deep down inside your wife wont let you go? Besides how you gunna make all those credit card and fancy equipment payments if something go's wrong. otstir: opcorn:

 

[PB]

The East Coast guys and the midwesterners will have to go. We can't. The TV show is looking for LUMBERJACKS...not loggers.

I'm not quite sure exactly what a lumberjack is but I don't think I qualify. :msp_biggrin:

Here is a quick test:

1) Do you live in the suburbs?
2) Do you have lots of chainsaws?
3) Do you heat your house with anything other than wood?
4) Do you own chainsaw boots to wear at GTG's?
5) Do you put on women's clothing and hang around in bars?
6) Do you wish you were a girlie, just like your dear mama?

If you answered yes to all the above, you might might be a lumberjack.

 

[squad143]

We could probably pass if we bought suspenders and one of them fancy aluminum hard hats ;-)

Hopefully not those "rainbow" suspenders.