Settin the Woods on Fire

[Gypo Logger]

Hi There, I found this lil cigar lighter at a flea market today for 5$.
John

 

[Gypo Logger]

Other side.
John

 

[WOLF_RIVER_MIKE]

Can't have enough cigar lighters. What do you want for it John? 6?

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Mike, thanks for your offer, but I just traded it for an ashtray that belonged to Paul Newman that he used when he play in "Sometimes a Great Notion". In this movie Paul bucked an office table in half at the Union hall.
John

 

[WOLF_RIVER_MIKE]

cool, nice ashtray. Bucking a coffee table would be right up there with bucking the piano, eh?

 

[eyolf]

Listen John, I got the chainsaw from that movie; it's a yellow-dog Mac-chine!,

Henry Fonda was in a flick in the late '50's about an Appalachian miner and his family. The title escapes me, but Fonda's Dad in the film gets knocked down under a big pine tree and they use a Homelite 5-20 to cut the tree away to get him free.

I got that saw, too.

I was born about 10'000 years ago,
and there aint a G@dd@mn thing that I don't know;
I saw Peter, Paul and Moses playing ring around the roses,
and I'll bust the guy that says it isnt so...

 

[Dennis]

Listen Gyro boy..I dont want to hear about lighters or such burning down our Canadian wilderness...this IS a chainsaw forum...

 

[mryb]

Lighters/ashtrays/*No Panties*/Johns girlfriends....We all get off topic now & then...Rotax Rick

 

[svrfsvp]

Seems as tho' ol' Hank was always havin' trees fall on him
in movies. Too bad it wasn't his daughter! D'oh - is that
off topic?!?!?

Great scene where Paul Newman takes that Mac, fresh from
bein' sharpened, with the wrappin' paper still on it, fires it
up and saws the union guy's deck in twain. I always wondered
about that scene - who the poor ******d was who had
to tug and pull and yank that saw into starting and get
it warmed up enought so that Mr. Newman could start it on
the first crank? We're talkin' about
a Mac here, folks! I used to use one back then. No way was
it going to start like that! But I digress...

 

[rupedoggy]

My wife sez that movie where Fonda fell a tree on his DaDa was "Spencer's Mountain". Mike

 

[Dennis]

Lambert you d@mn thieving creep....I promised that ashtray to Robert and you scooped it without me even knowing...

Dont you guys believe for a moment that GYPO didnt steal that from me...He is nothing but a no good Canadian Creep.....I built that 14 years ago in high school...

Robert showed up this week and I dont know that he is much better...after I kicked his butt on the golf course on Monday, its done nothing but rain...We have been getting some saws built though...

Tomorrow we head to the Log Inn Pub for Thirsty Thursday burgers and beer...Robert quit drinking...he found a funnel...gonna have to send him home soon so we can save some beer for the Revival....

 

[Gypo Logger]

Alright bc bouy, I've just about had it with you and your far fetched fibbing.
If you would just jog your pickled brain for a second you would recall that you said that ashtray was an expansion chamber you were making for that limp wristed 2171 you called a wood saw after the stock muffler floped off (which by the way,would have made a better ashtray). Well I got news for you pal, it was nothing more than an indiginous persons fortune cookie!
I warned Robert about you and that you would cost him at least 500 beers before he got out of there you lil tight wad.
Well, your gonna get yours you little creep. I'm gonna phone the Log Inn Pub tonight and ask for Pierre of the Hell's Angels and tell him your buying rounds for the house all night.
Get a life bc bouy!
Pierre

 

[Whistler]

John.....I bet that was a nice lookin can at one time. ..Speakin of nice lookin cans, let me hav another look at two nice bass .
not to get off the subject . Sorry Dennis !

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hey Whistler, I think Fish has the pictures of the two Bass, just email him and he would forward them to you. Actually the fortune cookie was a beer cap on macro.
I called the Log Inn Pub just now and those two piss tanks arent there, but I bet they will have a bad day tomorrow as they see the sun gently rising over the curb.
John

 

[Dennis]

Well boys, we never did make it to the Log Inn Pub...we had a couple issues with JL Weld...(John Lambert Weld) in an exhaust port....finished up grinding it out at about 11 tonight..off to the welders to see what magic he can work at 7 tomorrow...heres what we finished the night with...

 

[Dennis]

oh yeah...the picture...ok...ok...the pic is too big..and the parts are spread all across my shop to get in one pic...????...will work on that...

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hey Dennis, this isnt one of those, " loose the clutch off Robert's 046", stories is it? We all know how much you hate Stihl anyway.
Love that digital camera you got out of a box of Cracker Jacks, I will go get my magnifying glass.
Carl

 

[Methoss084]

Gypo, is that Italian saw you just got for show or go? Doesn't have a scratch on the bar yet!

 

[Gypo Logger]

It's an oleo-mac 999 by Dozer Dan. It only weights 65 pounds, but cuts like mad.
John