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Neat truck...and some fine driving, too. But can you imagine the screaming and yelling that would go on if we ran some of our logging trucks down a stream bed? Some of the 'ologists would probably go into cardiac arrest at the very thought of it.

Sediment, sediment sediment. Choking the fish. Smothering the redds. Bad Bad Bad...
 
Sediment, sediment sediment. Choking the fish. Smothering the redds. Bad Bad Bad...

Yeah, but wouldn't it be a BLAST! Right down the river...fish beware! I don't think any of our logging trucks could do what those Russian rigs did, though. Some of the old off-road trucks might have made it but today's highway rigs would never handle the rough ground.
 
Yeah, but wouldn't it be a BLAST! Right down the river...fish beware! I don't think any of our logging trucks could do what those Russian rigs did, though. Some of the old off-road trucks might have made it but today's highway rigs would never handle the rough ground.

It might be too hard on the driver. The donut might fall out of the hand that is not holding onto the coffee cup. :) :cheers:

Truck driver joke number 1. :cheers:
 
WOOWHOOO!! Who needs a log haul road, just gimme a river!

At least I wouldn't have to change shorts, just open the door and let the river clean'em. But then again, there's a lot of pucker power in those crossings, wouldn't have to worry about dirty shorts.

Does look like a heck of a lot of fun tho.

Army deuce and ahalf could probably do that but not with that much weight.

Later,
 
WOOWHOOO!! Who needs a log haul road, just gimme a river!

At least I wouldn't have to change shorts, just open the door and let the river clean'em. But then again, there's a lot of pucker power in those crossings, wouldn't have to worry about dirty shorts.

Does look like a heck of a lot of fun tho.

Army deuce and ahalf could probably do that but not with that much weight.

Later,

Awwwwww shucks just put me a front axle on me ole mack and pimp it a lil and I will go through that thar river and over them thar trucks lol.
 
At first I was like "Heck Id do that!" then seeing the huge truch 6 ft off the ground while in the river..now Immmm,welll not so ready lol
I grew up on the farm having tractors do that on flat dry ground .I even drove my semi over just about every known terrain that God has made and that would be something id have to work up to. GEESH!
 
Sediment, sediment sediment. Choking the fish. Smothering the redds. Bad Bad Bad...



There wuz feesh in thet ther crick before we skidded down it an ther is feesh in thet ther crick after we skidded down it! Lol
I have heard it before!
 
It might be too hard on the driver. The donut might fall out of the hand that is not holding onto the coffee cup. :) :cheers:

Truck driver joke number 1. :cheers:

You mean the donut and the coffee cup the the forester is juggling while reaching for the citation book, the rule book, and trying to call the main office for advice all at the same time? :cheers:



Forester joke number 1.
 
Nope. We snack on chippy things. We don't have a bakery nearby. :)

Forester rebuttal #1

Having a bakery nearby wouldn't do you any good, anyway. By the time your people go to work (long after daylight) the more productive and early rising people (loggers) have made their bakery stop and all the good stuff is gone.


Early rising logger reply to late rising forester's rebuttal.
 
Having a bakery nearby wouldn't do you any good, anyway. By the time your people go to work (long after daylight) the more productive and early rising people (loggers) have made their bakery stop and all the good stuff is gone.


Early rising logger reply to late rising forester's rebuttal.

Yes. That means less excess weight to carry whilst chasing those young, sleep deprived donut digesting rigging rats up the hill. Thank you.

Sarcastic forester reply
 

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