What where you using Bob, Murphys oil?
I don't know
what that stuff was. It was in a dusty old Mason jar with "Boot gres" scratched on the lid. I found it on a back shelf in an old abandoned sawmill shed. We were camped there on a falling job, it was two hours to town, it was raining, and I was out of Obenaufs. The stuff
looked like boot oil. It
felt like boot oil. It smelled like...well, I can't really describe
what it smelled like. It smelled
different...kinda like a cross between witch-hazel, cinnamon, 90wt gear oil, and a badly decomposed bear carcass. It made my eyes water. I put my cigarette out.
But...I hate wet feet so I slopped some on with an old rag tied to a stick. It soaked right in so I slopped on a second coat.
I set them in front of the heater in my little trailer but the smell became overpowering so I wrapped them in a garbage bag and left everything in the back of the crummy overnight.
Next morning I put them on...and then took them right back off again. The oil, or whatever it was, had seeped clear through the leather and puddled up inside the boots. The leather laces were falling apart in wispy little pieces, and you could see the stitching around the soles rotting off. The actual boot leather had taken on the consistency of oily cardboard,
wet oily cardboard and the brass hooks and eyes had turned black.
I wore my spare caulks for two weeks, waiting for the Wescos to evaporate that oil out or for it to dry up or solidify...or something. They never did. The laces pretty much evaporated, all the side and sole stitching did the same. I finally just unscrewed the spikes and gave the old boots a decent burial out behind the camp. Grass never did grow in the little circle where the boots were.
One of the Cat-skinners took what was left of the oil home with him. He said he'd try it out. We haven't seen him around in awhile.