Hey Dennis, get the story straight, its not my brothers sister ya weirdo, its my friends brothers widowed wife! I got class this time, no more first dates at Tim Hortons Java and Dognuts.
I hope she wont be intimidated by the saws adorning my cabin. Will she like the 999 and not misconstrue it as weirdness? I even shaved with a remington no less. I hope she drinks lots of wine and asks me to crank up a saw in the cabin. Thats my kinda girl.
John