Terms and phrases that only tree workers use

[arbor pro]

Don't mean to hijack but a couple years ago I was trying to explain a bad crotch with included bark to a Chinese girl who barely spoke English. My wife found the paper later, held it upside down and asked me if I had a fun day at work.
This is what I drew View attachment 247705
This is what my wife saw View attachment 247706

add a couple of double D tree galls to that picture and you've got a picture that guy with the false crotch might be interested in...

 

[jefflovstrom]

Scare strap. Was until many years later it was called a lanyard.
Jeff

 

[BC WetCoast]

Stupid f######g salesman

 

[treeclimber101]

Blades are dead , theres ####ing concrete in there , man I got dog #### on my hands , and my favorite is , hey is there a coon in that hole ...