Get that low boy driver scowl ready... and tell the pilot car driver about the I-5 bridge over the Skagit. Look glum.
He might be at the Skagit already! I'm sitting here at the pavement waiting for him to realize there's no big red KW with a D-6 on the lowbed in his rear view mirror. He hit the highway, took a hard right, and that was the last I saw of him. He doesn't answer his phone or the radio.
And believe me, looking glum is no problem.