The "Not So Pro" discussion thread...of course Pros are welcome!

[jrcat]

but dude you got scrubs and we don't, slam some clip on suspenders on them and lets go.

doctor

doctor

Be nice to Doc... you might end up with something in your ears, nose or throat ..lol

 

[treeslayer2003]

I wish he do sumthin bout this grass allergy

 

[roberte]

Be nice to Doc... you might end up with something in your ears, nose or throat ..lol

were lucky the computer wont let husk write in doctor or we would never understand him.
"now do you have any questions"

"errr"

"ok good, you should feel better after it stops hurting"

 

[roberte]

I wish he do sumthin bout this grass allergy

we did in Washington, about our "grass allergy"

 

[jrcat]

Well guys and doc .. Im off Catch ya all later.

 

[treeslayer2003]

Well guys and doc .. Im off Catch ya all later.

have a good one cat.

 

[tramp bushler]

so tramp, how many feet you spose was in that block ya jus cut?

Net scale, 250-350,000 . If it was goin on my hat as daily scale it would have been a half million feet. Cull scale doesn't go in the deck.

 

[treeslayer2003]

lot of feet for a guy with a saw in that amount of time. they were big trees tho, I spose that helps

 

[treeslayer2003]

cull scale? ya have to cut trees ya not sellin? or is that rotten or bad.

 

[northmanlogging]

best and easiest way to make a leaner chair (don't try this at home...) hook a line into it as high as your ladder will reach, like a good 1/2 cable, saw it from the back side only say 2/3-3/4 through, then get a good head start with the biggest 4x4 truck and the dumbest driver around, make sure to attach the other end of that cable to his truck. One of three things will happen, 1 the garbage pincher clamps will let go 2 the cable will break AND take out the rear window of said truck, 3 the tree will gloriously chair right up to where the cable is tied off and go in an indeterminate direction, missing the #### house of course.otstir:

just encase you're wondering I've witnessed all three out comes, some times all three on the same tree, cable breaks, fixt it, cable breaks again and takes out the window, and finally a total cluster#### of branches and mayhem...

 

[roberte]

best and easiest way to make a leaner chair (don't try this at home...) hook a line into it as high as your ladder will reach, like a good 1/2 cable, saw it from the back side only say 2/3-3/4 through, then get a good head start with the biggest 4x4 truck and the dumbest driver around, make sure to attach the other end of that cable to his truck. One of three things will happen, 1 the garbage pincher clamps will let go 2 the cable will break AND take out the rear window of said truck, 3 the tree will gloriously chair right up to where the cable is tied off and go in an indeterminate direction, missing the #### house of course.otstir:

just encase you're wondering I've witnessed all three out comes, some times all three on the same tree, cable breaks, fixt it, cable breaks again and takes out the window, and finally a total cluster#### of branches and mayhem...

finally, I got one of the answers I was looking for.

also gonna use a real shallow humbolt to help with the snapping chair effect, oh and maybe a vertical rip cut back to the stump of say 18/24 inches

 

[bustedup]

morning lol

 

[roberte]

morning lol

get up sunshine, better get your tea going

 

[bustedup]

got me red bull and cigs they'll do lol

 

[bustedup]

ok from deep consideration..........3 part plan........airbase........Apache gunship or an A10 would do.......then stand back and boom.......problem solved .....you give em free target practice and ya get a pool dug out as a bonus.........how's that

 

[northmanlogging]

finally, I got one of the answers I was looking for.

also gonna use a real shallow humbolt to help with the snapping chair effect, oh and maybe a vertical rip cut back to the stump of say 18/24 inches

by shallow humboldt you mean just a slopped kerf face? Cause gun guts are for sissy loggers and hooking that tow chain in that there tree took 3 hours out of my beer time ya know...

and a slopping back cut for good measure just so it doesn't try to jump backwards when the cable snaps?

 

[bustedup]

Ok why not forget all the good cuts that been advised and get a pick and shovel and juss dig til they fall over ya will save em out that way

 

[northmanlogging]

morning lol

I'll have the fry up, or a scotch egg... or three, I will pass on the haggis though...

 

[bustedup]

I'll have the fry up, or a scotch egg... or three, I will pass on the haggis though...

you'll have ta wait lol......still on tha red bull and kick starting the lungs lol.......all the eggs are scotch here lol...........

 

[northmanlogging]

this is great your just waking up, I'm getting ready to wrestle my pillow for a few hours... I do like me the full fry up Irish style... white pudding only, (the black has a funky feel... kinda sticky and slimy at the same time... weird, not to mention all the blood in it) hash browns instead of beans, two eggs, brown bread, marmalade, tea and coffee, mushrooms, tomatoes, rashers, chipolatas... thems good mornings...


No wonder I'm a fat ass...