A fossil fuel powered central heating system would be more compatible with your expectations.
I have no problem whatsoever meeting my expectations with the current furnace... and it burns wood, not fossil fuel.
I simply load it, close the door, set the wall thermostat to the desired temperature, 8 to 10 hours later do it again (6 hours if it's exceptionally cold out)... empty the ash pan every couple days, change the air filter once a month.
It don't get any simpler, easier and "babysit" free than that... even my 5-year-old can handle it.
There ain't even any "draft setting adjustments", no "settings" to adjust of any sort... and I certainly don't have to screw around raking coals and burnin' them down.
Heck, I've only had to light it twice... once for the test fire... once when I started heating... (shrug)
It'd be a lot, a whole lot more friggin' work to run the gas furnace (the
fossil fuel powered central heating system) because I'd need to keep shoveling a path to the tank so I could
babysit gauge.
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