Too many mauls/axes/choppy tools

[Fried Chicken]

There needs to be a store/firewood reseller that stocks every conceivable axe/maul/chopping/splitting tool that you can go in and try every single one, and then the store sells all the chopped firewood.

How on earth can someone decide on what choppy tool they want to buy when there are tons of options from literally all around the world.
Internet resources are useless for this.

I miss stores