Tree guy sayings

[prentice110]

Who is jeff?
Jeff :msp_w00t:

Some dinosaur, wink wink nudge nudge., obvioulsly some douche who never saw the real ****, blinded by palms and suncreen. Drag thru a foot of snow one day . EEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!! Id like to grab you by the hair and scearm 'do it #####!!!!'

 

[jefflovstrom]

Some dinosaur, wink wink nudge nudge., obvioulsly some douche who never saw the real ****, blinded by palms and suncreen. Drag thru a foot of snow one day . EEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!! Id like to grab you by the hair and scearm 'do it #####!!!!'

Dang! That sure is one miserable excuse for a human being! I am glad it not me! Right?
Jeff

 

[derwoodii]

I only gotz a little ol 6inch bandit 65, so often I'd be heard to say.

Gettin big wood into a small hole thats what I'm good at.

 

[treeslayer]

SAFTEY MEETING!!!, yelled before everyone climbed into the back of the chiptruck. Then some little old lady would walk up and say, 'hello?, are you in there?, I need an estimate, and i think your truck is on fire." God I miss those days. Long time ago. We had so much fun before we had to grow up. I hope a log falls on me b4 im jeffs age,,,

priceless, ####ing priceless...../..

 

[sgreanbeans]

Trunk Hugger- the guy who wont walk branches, stays directly below his tie in, but still proclaims he is a experienced pro ,"the tree didn't grow right" so he couldn't climb it, using his "style"

Knee Knocker-same guy as above, who actually moves more than 5ft out on a branch

Im not sure what to call this, but looking for a cool description of the the guy who takes 30 tries to get his line in by toss bag, using all they different methods, instead of just shooting it up with a big shot( because he don't need that thing)

 

[prentice110]

Trunk Hugger- the guy who wont walk branches, stays directly below his tie in, but still proclaims he is a experienced pro ,"the tree didn't grow right" so he couldn't climb it, using his "style"

Knee Knocker-same guy as above, who actually moves more than 5ft out on a branch

Im not sure what to call this, but looking for a cool description of the the guy who takes 30 tries to get his line in by toss bag, using all they different methods, instead of just shooting it up with a big shot( because he don't need that thing)

Uh,.... Uber line launcher?

 

[flushcut]

Don't pull till I tell you too.
Thats going to leave a mark.
She's a flopper.
Just cut a little more.
Dude that hinge sucks.
Really?
Now that's how you do it!

 

[pdqdl]

Bucket B****!

done around here, that would be "Bucket Baby".

 

[BigUglySquirrel]

-Headache!
-SarSar!! (To a groundie from the canopy, meaning "Tie my saw on")
-Bangadang! (Multipurpose positive expletive shouted at random. example .."BANGADANG!" Proper response being, "You dang right." or " 'ats right!" or "GITTIT!")
-Give it some love (beat the hell out of it)
-Wake it up (same as "give it some love")
-Give it!! (to a groundie from the canopy, meaning "untangle my line(s)"
-Stumpy (stump grinder)
-Bucky (bucket truck)
-Chipperator (the chipper)
-Let 'er eat
-beaterator (sledgehammer or maul)
-jerk saw (handsaw)
-sneak spot (the usual place we hide something. eg: truck keys, etc.)
-kooky-bird (difficult or nit-picky homeowner)
-2 honey (MS200T. also referred to as a "two hunnert")
-drive around guy (insult referring to the guy who has to leave the jobsite to bid, run errands, get supplies, etc. Example, "oooh...drive around guy's back to give us a break.")
-"B" crew (Same as drive around guy)
-JV squad (weekend warriors, part-timers, step-kids....all referring to guys that work on a part-time basis on their days off from their real jobs)
-JoeBob (a hack. "Did you see those JoeBobs with their ladder and polesaw?)
-"That's reeeeeal nice, Clark." (sarcastic comment regarding someones screw-up or equipment failure)
-Rigger, please. ("You gotta be kidding me" or "you're full of it")
-Feed the machine (lunch time)

I'm sure there's plenty more, but there's a start

 

[jefflovstrom]

Do I get 'Over-time'?
Jeff

 

[Urban Redneck]

Crew chief to the greenhorn "Hey run back to the truck and get the cable stretcher... oh and I need a can of slack... make sure it's the yellow can." I've seen guys look for an hour. Harmless hazing is always funny.

 

[BigUglySquirrel]

Duck Dodgers (someone who's avoiding you)
Hump it (using body thrust to ascend)
squirrel it (swing to a new location)
Brush that up a little (file this chain)
Brooms (rakes)
Donnies Girlfriend (backpack blower)

 

[oscar4883]

This is gonna suck. (Usually followed sometime later with "this sucks")

Put a smile in it and throw it. (Notch and drop)

Did you put the pin in? (A question as to whether or not the pin is in that closes the pintle hitch. Usually occurs on the highway.)

 

[prentice110]

Snurg burg, snurg, the snuggeling beast. The 40 yard chip truck, old Dave(not slayer) didnt like to call it burg cuz he said he didnt want it to be Jewish. Lurch negisis, the old skyworker that had a bad pin in the main lift cyl, caused it to rock on you, and then you pee your pants cuz you thought you were about to die.

 

[jefflovstrom]

What did I tell you about 'TUI' (typing under the influence), I bet I am the only one one that know's what you are saying! Watch!
:hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:
Jeff

 

[TreEmergencyB]

This is gonna suck. (Usually followed sometime later with "this sucks")

Put a smile in it and throw it. (Notch and drop)

Did you put the pin in? (A question as to whether or not the pin is in that closes the pintle hitch. Usually occurs on the highway.)

you must work for Oconner

 

[prentice110]

Well dude! Im not even drunk!!!

 

[flushcut]

Is there a translation for that.

 

[jefflovstrom]

Snurg burg means thinking back a long time ago when you thought things were great!
Jeff

 

[prentice110]

Snurg burg means thinking back a long time ago when you thought things were great!
Jeff

uhhhhh..... It was the short way of saying snurgulling beast. Those were the days. We lit a fire that didnt go out for 8 weeks back then. I think my record was 7 clam loads on that in one day. 45foot tall flames. Any hoo, back on topic, "are you gonna sign that?" When dinger gets the fence. "What do you got John?" 8,10,12 more jobbers. Little baby tree=100ft Cottonwood/SilverMaple/Willow. STOP HIM!!!!! Cut the back, go to Masses! Can you ####ing belive this guy?