Trying To Be A Modern Kinsey

[slowp]

I was trying to be a Kinsey photographer in 3rd growth. Maybe little springboards would help?

I forgot where I put her after this tree. Then one went over backwards, and I feared Barbie had been crushed. But, she survived.

I only have two Barbies.
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[Joe46]

Where's the red shoes?:msp_ohmy:

 

[slowp]

Where's the red shoes?:msp_ohmy:

I do not know! Barbie shoes have always been the part that gets lost first. My sister and I used to tie our Barbie Dolls to banty chickens and pretend to have horse races. Barbies quickly turn upside down when tied to chickens.

 

[Joe46]

Thanks for the morning laugh!!!!!!

 

[madhatte]

OK, yeah, that's definitely not something I expected to see on a Monday morning. Got a chuckle outta me for sure.

 

[2dogs]

OK, yeah, that's definitely not something I expected to see on a Monday morning. Got a chuckle outta me for sure.

I didn't laugh. I just had the thought that slowp needs another job. How about Consulting Forester? Or dog walker?

 

[RandyMac]

I didn't laugh. I just had the thought that slowp needs another job. How about Consulting Forester? Or dog walker?

Maybe a huckleberry plantation owner, sweetp could wear linen suits and bark orders at mexicans.

All blondes should be barefoot.

 

[Samlock]

That's extremely odd.

Comment of a 6-years old: "Hey, where's Ken?"

 

[Carl Anderson]

Boy would I like to see a video of Barbies (or G.I. Joes, whatever) tied to chickens, that would make my day! Hmmmmm, my buddy has chickens, I'm sure between my kids and his we can round up some sort of dolls and a video camera.

If you're really bored a bunch of pieces of tape put on a floor sticky side up is great fun when the cat comes in.

 

[paccity]

it's not even the middle of winter yet..:msp_rolleyes:

 

[slowp]

That's extremely odd.

Comment of a 6-years old: "Hey, where's Ken?"

In the 1960s, which were my main doll playing years, we considered Ken to be a nerd. His hair was too short. He just wasn't cool.

 

[JRepairsK70e]

G I Joe had a knarly scar ,and he deff wasnt a nerd lol jk

 

[hammerlogging]

I was expecting some melodramatic black and white

Definately got a laugh out of me. Incredible execution.

 

[Humptulips]

Do they make Barbie tin pants and hickory shirt? Felt hat is fine. Be more like a Kinsey photo.
Or you could move her to the cookhouse and pose as a flunky. Just need a white apron for that.

I must be losing it to even comment on this thread!:msp_scared:

 

[Gologit]

I don't think showing Barbie as a size reference really works. Not too many of us really know just how big Barbie is. I would worry about those among you who do. I'd worry a lot.

Why not show a beer can or a pack of smokes for reference? A can of snoose, maybe? We could relate to those.

 

[floyd]

Barbie's showing alot of leg.

 

[flushcut]

That's awesome.