DR. P. Proteus
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My truck payment has been late a couple weeks. I am just not making it a priority to go down to the bank and fix their mistake. Besides, when I do I am usually covered in ant bites and sawdust and exhaust particles and don't feel like waiting to talk to Dildoe Number 1.
Do you know that Dildoe Number 2 asked me for a job? I said, " you can't be serious". He said he was. I came right back with something like he would die pretty quickly and offered advise about paying close attention to the job he already has so I don't keep having to come in like back when ,when Dildodress Number 3 screwed the pooch... and repeatedly shaking my hand was freaking me too.
Is it me?
I really can see the one snuffling up in some warm ballsack, it wouldn't surprise if the other has experience roofy-ing college girls and the tart sausage in tight polyester skirt waddling around with her fat ass so profoundly enhanced even moreso by whore shoes...
I bet you think its me but I can prove its not: How much polyester do you wear?
Do you know that Dildoe Number 2 asked me for a job? I said, " you can't be serious". He said he was. I came right back with something like he would die pretty quickly and offered advise about paying close attention to the job he already has so I don't keep having to come in like back when ,when Dildodress Number 3 screwed the pooch... and repeatedly shaking my hand was freaking me too.
Is it me?
I really can see the one snuffling up in some warm ballsack, it wouldn't surprise if the other has experience roofy-ing college girls and the tart sausage in tight polyester skirt waddling around with her fat ass so profoundly enhanced even moreso by whore shoes...
I bet you think its me but I can prove its not: How much polyester do you wear?