A scrounging Christmas Carol

[BWS-LLC]

Sorry, I boycott Christmas music


Growing up my whole life with a mother who had the stuff playing throughout the house starting after Labor Day....

Kinda ruined it for me

 

[Deleted member 83629]

almost as funny as redneck 12 days of christmas

 

[Deleted member 83629]

12 DAYS OF SNOW
11 DULL FILES
10 FLAT TIRES
9 PINE TREES
8 GALLONS OF OIL
7 HRS OF SUNLIGHT
6 PACK OF OIL
5 CANS OF SPAM
4 TRAFFIC STOPS
3 GAS CANS
2 CHAINSAWS
AND SOME PARTS TO A POULAN WILDTHING.

 

[MustangMike]

Nice, Nice, Nice, but guys, keep your day jobs!!!!

But Stache, there may be a market for you, not bad!

Happy New Year everyone (God knows what you will sing for that)!

Deck the halls with square file chainsaw, La La La La La, La La La La,

I'm done!

 

[olympyk_999]

Deck the halls with square file chainsaw, La La La La La, La La La La,

tis the season to be banned ha ha ha ha ha , ha ha ha ha...

 

[svk]

tis the season to be banned ha ha ha ha ha , ha ha ha ha...

Mess with Darin, you'll be sorry fa la la la, la la la la.

 

[olympyk_999]

Mess with Darin, you'll be sorry fa la la la, la la la la.

I cant even hear this song without thinking of this version...

 

[Trx250r180]

You guys have nothing on the legendary Ba's songs .

 

[olympyk_999]

You guys have nothing on the legendary Ba's songs .

 

[Gypo Logger]

 

[svk]

Don't mess with Missus A either, cause she'll ban your ***, so fast that you will gasp.

Fa la la la, la la la la.

 

[dwasifar]

Chorus:
When you hit rocks, when the saw breaks, when the bar gets stuck...I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad.

You blew the rhyme, though. May I suggest another word instead of "bad?" Should rhyme with "stuck." Starts with F. You can use the past tense.

 

[svk]

You blew the rhyme, though. May I suggest another word instead of "bad?" Should rhyme with "stuck." Starts with F. You can use the past tense.

Dang it now that song is in my head again. I was trying to think up another verse for deck the halls.

 

[svk]

High price bars and HD filters, fa la la la la la la la.

 

[dwasifar]

High price bars and HD filters, fa la la la la la la la.

What are you going to rhyme with "filters"?

Oh, here you go. "Carburetors out of kilter, fa la la la la."

 

[svk]

What are you going to rhyme with "filters"?

Oh, here you go. "Carburetors out of kilter, fa la la la la."

Well done.

 

[lone wolf]

Step aside, boys, and let the master in.

Are you in the Church Choir?