Ha yeah there's no easy way to deal with phoenix really.
@treeops we tried to use the treescape hole,got a few mates working there but even their charlie price was too much. I couldn't do the firewood palm off to one nosey parker, I asked him if he wanted any firewood and he said " Really?", my heart wasn't in it. Plus palmy's way too small to try that on!
@jeff I hear ya on the palm tree pricing, epescially on phoenix palms, I dunno if you have them in you neck of the woods? phoenix canariensis. Nasty nasty.
I mainly was after tips in case I got stitched up and had to do it myself!
cheers @ jimmy wizard, we spent a good 40 min sorting out the saws after we dealt with it, even overnight the 88 sidecover was melllting.