mtfallsmikey
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I love the smell of authentic creosote in the morning!
I hope this is a joke or you are simply a trolling ?hole.
If not, don't complain when your locality makes OWB's illegal.
Burn those suckers and pollute the atmosphere! Free Fuel is Good Fuel. Your creosote burning is nothing compared to what the US military puts into the atmosphere every day!
The Epa and other such panty waste gov't agencies can KMA.
Had to re-read the thread title. For a second I thought it said "Any other pole smokers out there?"
I just stacked two pick-up loads of old electric poles next to my OWB this afternoon. I've gone through around 75 four foot chunks of telephone poles so far this winter and now just got into a huge stack of old poles at the local electric coop less than a mile from my house. These have a lot more wire and nails to work around, but they are free and close. They burn fairly fast, but sure burn hot!
Anybody else using these for heat?
Ex-wives and PITA MILs burn well in the OWB. You just gotta stuff 'em in there before the rigor mortis sets in. All those hollywood chainsaw killing movies aren't all that accurate, it's a real b1tch to get all that flesh and bone fragments out of the saw after. If they have gone a while without exercising and the subcutaneous fat has really built up, they burn like candles...long and slow!:jawdrop:
Excellent tip! Got one ex and her mother that I would love to shove in the stove myself.Might stand a chance on getting my tools,boat,house,dog,atv, and everything else she took back where they belong.