WKEND LUMBERJAK
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Somtimes the selection changes especially if the tree gets much larger than 30".
Somtimes the selection changes especially if the tree gets much larger than 30".
Morning
He said GENTS
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He said GENTS
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OH alright, good morning to you to atvguns
OH alright, good morning to you to atvguns
Thats much better
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
:hmm3grin2orange:
As you may or may not know, different parts of the country have different kinds of water.
Western water is hard water. Matter of fact it is so hard, I chipped my tooth brushing my teeth this morning. Bummer. Now both of them are chipped.
Your not supposed to use a chipping hammer on your teeth.:biggrinbounce2::biggrinbounce2:
That's not funny.
Too close to home.
Ouch!That's not funny.
Too close to home.
I don't agree, it was very funny!
... but maybe not very polite - I wouldn't have posted it on here!