Arkansas Oklahoma Missouri GTG.....Who's game?

Arborist Forum

Help Support Arborist Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
:hmm3grin2orange:
 
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
:hmm3grin2orange:



That's not funny. :cry::cry::cry:

















Too close to home.
 
As you may or may not know, different parts of the country have different kinds of water.

Western water is hard water. Matter of fact it is so hard, I chipped my tooth brushing my teeth this morning. Bummer. Now both of them are chipped. :cry:
 
As you may or may not know, different parts of the country have different kinds of water.

Western water is hard water. Matter of fact it is so hard, I chipped my tooth brushing my teeth this morning. Bummer. Now both of them are chipped. :cry:

Your not supposed to use a chipping hammer on your teeth.:biggrinbounce2::biggrinbounce2:
 
Freehand et al:

I've been checking out the various architecture here. I'm going to have to get some chisels to split those lene rocks for the hearth.

It's amazing what impresses these women. Show them a Jag, and they want a Focus. or Yugo.
 
Back
Top