Athentic Wood Chips ( on the job humor)

[Ax-man]

We have all seen the bags of mulch being sold everywhere.

Steve who works with me, asked today, " Why we don't start bagging our chips to sell them for half price what they get at the stores" I go on and on about how plain old wood chips don't compare in quality to processed mulch for outdoor decorating to use because chips straight from a chipper aren't colored, have small little sticks and leaves ect, ect,

Steve having a quick wit about him replied " We could call our bagged chips,

"Authentic Wood Chips with Leaves" :hmm3grin2orange:

I got to laughing so hard I had to sit down. You had to have been there but it was funny.

Larry

 

[rebelman]

You know, that just might fly.

 

[Newfie]

That's funny. Could also market them as "rustic". I market them by the truckload as "cheap".

 

[antigrassguy]

Ax-man, use the word "organic" and you could double the price.

 

[belgian]

Ax-man, use the word "organic" and you could double the price.

you could probably sell them with a "green" label.
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