Dam dude, you needed your wife to tell you to use soap? What the hell is the matter with you?
No no, just joking but really now.
Anyway, hope you didn't use to much cause if it gets damp...
I guess that is why they want you to use the thing backwards, so you don't punch yerself in the teeth when it breaks. And they don't last long.
Talk about stupid, instead of fixing mine I just bought another sling, it broke, quickly too. So I bought another one and that lasted a few months. I was trying to figure out how to fix it but it seems like a pain in the ass. I just cut off the broken ends and bent the clean ends around the pouch and used whipping to hold it in place. Seems ok.
To get the old ones off I just cut em which was stupid. Anyway, hairspray works good to slip rubber over a shaft too but just like soap if it gets wet it will slip. Compressed air is the best, that is what I used.
Now that I think about it the guys at the shop were probably thinking " why is this retard buying another sling, can't he figure out how to fix it?"