Hahahaha. Let me lay a little "intellectual honesty" on you Bro: If you believe "an hour of weed whacking is the emissions equivalent of driving 834 miles in a modern automobile," then I have some real beautiful ocean front property to sell you in Idaho. Just because you read it doesn't mean it's true.
But then again you may be right...maybe I don't have an understanding of just how filthy 2-stroke exhaust can be. I mostly just say half truths and lies to make myself look tough on the internet and to pick on weak minded people.
I said it to someone else on AS recently who had all the answers on God's green earth: I guess you got it all figured out. Maybe I can polish up my conscious thought and intellectual honesty by reading some of that crap you've got your mind wrapped around.