Lady calls Fire Dept. for cat in tree
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We had a Lady call the Fire dept. recently asking us to come and get a cat out of a tree. The chief told her we did not do cat rescues but she insisted that we get it down from the tree. One truck was rolled out to the address. When they arrived there were two PD officers already there. After about 10 minutes of thinking, the assistant chief and 1st captain got an idea. They took the breaker pole out of the truck and..... wait,let me back up some, this "breaker pole" as we refer to it, is a fiber glass pole that telescopes out to 30 feet and is used at house fires to trip the breaker on the transformers you see on utility lines. it has hook on it which we use to grab hold of the ring on the transformer to flip the breaker shutting down power to every building on that specific transformer. Similar to the breaker in your house.
As I was saying, they took the breaker pole off the truck and extended it out to its full length and tried using it to gently (and I use that word loosely) push the cat along the branch encouraging it to walk towards the main trunk where it would hopefully climb down on its own.
The pole however is just out of reach of the cat, so they park the truck under the tree and stand on top of the truck to gain more height, which worked... kinda. They get the cat to walk along the branch until it is almost out of reach again unless they drive the truck onto the lawn, which happens to be right where the water meter is. Not a good idea, drive forward... crush water line... piss off home owner. Hmmmmm... Cue the light bulb.
The captain decides that enough is enough and thrusts the pole upward in an attempt to push the cat hoping to scare him, causing him to run towards the main trunk. That worked about as good as driving blind folded on a 4 lane high way. The cat lost its balance from the push, which for the record was more like a shove, and fell from 30 plus feet up, unbelievably landing on its feet and took off running.
It was later found out the cat suffered no injuries from the fall and was returned to its owner, who was not the lady that called it in.