catchy sayings

[BlueRidgeMark]

Before you paint, read. It's helped a lot of folks. That's why there are a million copycats.

 

[green leaf]

This may be more for a logger but I always liked them. These are the two bumper stickers on my brother-in-law's truck.
#1-Hug a logger, you will never go back to trees.

#2-Save a tree, wipe your a$$ with an owl.

 

[fubar2]

Trees? We"d like to stick this up yours. That ought to work on the boom.

 

[PeteS]

My friend Jim Assante, owner of Assante Tree Experts just purchased a new 23 ton crane. He called me out to assist in a crane job and check out the new truck. A couple blocks away I caught a glimpse of the boom and rubbed my eyes to make sure that I was seeing correctly. Across the main boom in big red letters, THE ASSMAN. We've joked about it before but I never thought he could pull it off - classic Jimmy

 

[Koa Man]

I just passed by a vaccum cleaner store that had a slogan.
"Our business sucks, but it's picking up." Though that was real good.

When I had a bucket truck I wanted to put one of the following on, but my wife said no.
"We get high daily." or "We get it up everyday."

 

[fmueller]

Copper Topper
So hows the biz working out?

 

[Lawnmowerboy48]

This doesn't really pertain the tree industry but I just figured out a local towing companys slogan of "Support your local hooker"

 

[2Coilinveins]

"free Wood Chips"

 

[2Coilinveins]

That was supposed to be in all caps.

 

[jamie]

not tree related but i saw a hairdressers called

'Curl up and Dye'

jamie

 

[Bodean]

you water em, we slaughter em.
Boom, Boom, Boom,
The best crotches are wide open................
uh nevermind.

 

[xander9727]

I use the slogan "Tree work can be hazardous, hire an Arborist. The limbs you save may be your own!" on our website, letter head and business cards.

 

[Dadatwins]

My old biz cards use to say "We do the jobs no one else will"
With the current gas price, "we work for fuel" might not be to far off base.

 

[Blake22]

Plumber had a picture of a guy standing on a toilet & below it read-
MAN HIGH ON POT

 

[PTS]

This is an old thread but I ran across one today that made me laugh so I thought I would share it with you.

On the back of a septic tanker truck:

Caution vehicle may be transporting political promises

 

[JayD]

Palmer's Tree Service
" Where Quality Counts"

if this has been suggested already,sorry my puter is loading slow today so I skipped a couple of pages.

 

[Munkee feet]

slogans

PTS...did you ever put anything on the bucket?? I kind of chuckled with "pork lift". Munkee feet

 

[Thetreewisemen]

I saw a septic tank cleaning service who's catchprase was 'We're #1 at removing your #2's........made me grin. As for a tree slogan, I always liked 'Arborists do it off the ground'.

 

[buzz sawyer]

How about Palmers Tree Service-Branch Office

 

[treeman82]

A couple that my friends and I have come across and use regularly.

1) "I know this work."
2) "Catch it, Duck, or Bleed."