Retiredboomer1
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I love folks that can communicate just looking at me, this a huge win. thanks!!! what if that hat stops pattern baldness, get ricH?
I love folks that can communicate just looking at me, this a huge win. thanks!!! what if that hat stops pattern baldness, get ricH?
I'm pretty sure that you could make one from dead microwave ovens.. Maybe get some from scrap, or a repair place.Whenever a few million dollars happens to find me, a Faraday Cage is on my want-list
What a strange thread.
My 5 foot Simonds is at the ready once my current 3 year ahead firewood pile is used up. Axes and splitting wedges are all sharp and ready to go as long as my health holds up I won`t freeze, may starve if food can`t be grown.The real question is where are you going to get gasoline to power your EMP proofed chainsaw after the apocalypse. Acquire a one man crosscut saw a.k.a misery whip and learn how to keep it sharp. It will keep you in shape and won't announce your presence to the commies.
Kinda interesting if you ask me.It was a soft, warm night, with just a hint of mist in the air.. Suddenly.. There was a purple glow.. Just over the horizon. Instinctively, I grabbed my cell phone, to take a picture.. But the purple light quickly faded from view. But WTF?? My cell phone screen was blank!! I knew that it wasn't the battery, as I'd charged it before leaving the house, to head for my Chainsaw shed.
I stopped by my truck on the way to the shed, to see if there was anything on the radio. WTF.. again!! My remote wouldn't talk to the doors?!? It'd been years since I'd actually used the key in the lock, to get in the truck, so, it took a bit of jiggling, and a squirt of WD-40 from the tool box in the back, to get the door open.
Nothing!! Nada!! Ziltch!! The truck was deader than my Ex's Vag.. And that's cold !!
I couldn't stop my "Spidey Sense" from tingling.. I tried to deny it to myself, but I knew, deep down, that it was an E.M.P. Some "bad actor" had let off what is also called a "Pinch Device", and the world was never gonna be the same..
There was only one thing left to do..
Go to the Chainsaw shed, get the Stihl out of the Faraday cage, made from tacked together microwave doors, and do my best to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse....
There.. O.K... It don't get no more ridiculous than that, does it.. Can we stop this before it gets worse..
The real question is where are you going to get gasoline to power your EMP proofed chainsaw after the apocalypse.
Do you have to shape it into the form of a hat?Pretty expensive for a roll of (aluminum foil). If you are that anal about an EMP, just wrap your power head in foil and be happy. Not that you'll need it anyway because nothing else will work, like gas pumps or your house power or anything so a protected saw is way down on the list in my view. I don't believe it will ever occur anyway.
Decades is a push to say the least. 5-6 years in an un opened can is more realistic. In saw 2-3 would be about all it's got. Canned fuel dies store well, but not nearly long enough to keep you fueled for decades.I currently have 5 gallons of Stihl MotoMix which can store in an unopened can for several decades. I'm not a doomsday prepper per se, but I like to stay stocked up. I do keep about 10 - 15 gallons of non-ethanol fuel on hand. All three of my vehicles are diesel, the tractor is diesel, and the John Deere Gator is diesel. For that reason, I try to keep a good 500+ gallons of diesel stored.
@Chucksta waiting on the movie...
@Haywire Haywood not much of a movie in yours but it would make for an action packed short clip
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