Chainsaws are better than Wives

[clint53]

 

[hwrdpromac7900]

Dude needs some side action. I love my saws but damn.

 

[Pioneer]

Plus, saws don't come with a "b#tch switch" that often stick in the on position.
And I believe most states allow you to keep more than one saw, not so with women, except maybe Utah.
And a harem of saws will never gang up on you, all they require is shelf space and the occasional attention.
There's also no penalty for getting rid of a saw you don't think is performing up to your standards.
And some saws can really "cook", unlike some women!

 

[user 177999]

A mean wife will cut you worse than a saw.

 

[KASH]

Its easy to tune up a chain saw but you cant tune up a woman.
Kash

 

[Huskybill]

My misses was the cutest little thang. Where’s the bitch switch? My life was great till 45 years later?

 

[ken morgan]

when she comes out and smacks you upside the head with a cast iron skillet I will have wiped the caches and memory on my PC so that I can say I never saw this.... No occifer.. I have no clue why Clint's wife smacked him upside the head... No sir, i don't know him in real life... just a personality on a forum I peruse from time to time...

 

[ken morgan]

Its easy to tune up a chain saw but you cant tune up a woman.
Kash

according to Bocephus you can... but you just gotta watch out for rin tin tin.

 

[lone wolf]

A mean wife will cut you worse than a saw.

And much longer lasting destruction and pain.

 

[Ted Jenkins]

One thing that was not mentioned was Yall need some company so ya bring your trusty buddy with you. About four saws twenty five gallons of gas with premix oil your buddy and you are good to go. My buddy just reminded me about the grocery list that would include at least three dead chickens and now we are ready. No internet or phone service so no need for a phone. Very good times. Thanks

 

[lone wolf]

One thing that was not mentioned was Yall need some company so ya bring your trusty buddy with you. About four saws twenty five gallons of gas with premix oil your buddy and you are good to go. My buddy just reminded me about the grocery list that would include at least three dead chickens and now we are ready. No internet or phone service so no need for a phone. Very good times. Thanks

25 gallons of gas sure is a lot of cutting!!! How long will the gas last a week?

 

[user 177999]

It's not against the law to choke a chainsaw.

 

[lone wolf]

It's not against the law to choke a chainsaw.

If the EPA has its way it soon will be.

 

[Westboastfaller]

Some funny ones above.

Saw screams for me not at me.
Saw makes me money..dosen't spend it.

Saw is good for a lot more pulls

 

[Ted Jenkins]

25 gallons of gas sure is a lot of cutting!!! How long will the gas last a week?

On a normal basis $25 gallons has lasted three weeks. Actually the ice starts to run out after the third week so time for home. Now I am planning on two winches so maybe that is not enough. My ace in the hole is I can siphon at least 20 gallons out of my truck. Two or three gallons is all I need to get to a gas station since it is all down hill. Thanks

 

[Ted Jenkins]

Some funny ones above.

Saw screams for me not at me.
Saw makes me money..dosen't spend it.

Saw is good for a lot more pulls

The most important aspect is you can put them away dirty naked and wet while ignoring them. Then leave them on a shelf until you have time for cleaning still no whimpering Thanks

 

[Termite52]

My misses was the cutest little thang. Where’s the ***** switch? My life was great till 45 years later?

You are so right. 42 yrs later.

 

[Bill G]

I would trade all my saws to have my wife back

 

[ken morgan]

I would trade all my saws to have my wife back

give you mine but you cant give her back!!!

 

[ken morgan]

give you mine but you cant give her back!!!

No warranty, no returns!