Chainsaws are better than Wives

[Old2stroke]

Ever want to climb into bed and wrap your legs around your favorite chainsaw?

 

[lone wolf]

Ever want to climb into bed and wrap your legs around your favorite chainsaw?

Never but I do see lots of guys bring them into the Kitchen and take pics.

 

[Bill G]

Never but I do see lots of guys bring them into the Kitchen and take pics.

There are 3 in mine now but no wife

 

[clint53]

All in fun guys.
I dearly love my wife Debbie of 46 years.

I'm very sorry for your loss Bill G.

 

[Huskybill]

My older brother was fishing at night and worked 50+ hours too. No wonder why.

 

[link]

Sometimes I still wish I had a wife, but I'm never really lonely - I actually prefer being alone; I can peel my nose and no one cares.
And If I say something stupid no one takes it the wrong way.
I can buy a fishing boat instead of rebuilding the kitchen or the bathroom, and I can use the downstairs bedrooms as a workshop.

 

[Bill G]

give you mine but you cant give her back!!!

No warranty, no returns!

She would be tough to return to Japan.

Ever want to climb into bed and wrap your legs around your favorite chainsaw?

I cannot say as I ever have. Currently I cannot climb into bed with anyone or anything seeing as my wife took the bed.

All in fun guys.
I dearly love my wife Debbie of 46 years.

I'm very sorry for your loss Bill G.

She is doing great without me. I am happy for her after all I put her through

Sometimes I still wish I had a wife, but I'm never really lonely ..................
And If I say something stupid no one takes it the wrong way.
I can buy a fishing boat instead of rebuilding the kitchen or the bathroom, and I can use the downstairs bedrooms as a workshop.

Well if you say something stupid some how, some way, someone will still let you know.
As for a kitchen remodel I still need to finish mine even though I am alone .
Now that I am alone I will be converting the second living room to a work area. It is separated by a exterior sliding glass door so all offense odors can be contained and the carpet over the concrete is already brown.

 

[grön ek]

Its easy to tune up a chain saw but you cant tune up a woman.
Kash

Bro, I can tune one up like an old Chevy. They run better after they are warmed up.

 

[user 177999]

Ever want to climb into bed and wrap your legs around your favorite chainsaw?

Maybe a hoe...

 

[link]

Everything was better in the ol days, even my whife was better back then...

 

[Doorfx]

I can turn the “horny” bit of my chainsaw on or off as I choose.
I never look at my chainsaw and think” she is putting on the weight”
My chainsaw never asks for my credit card.
My chainsaw never asks what I was doing out till 3:00am
Chainsaw “ lube” is cheap.
I have total control of my chainsaws ability to reproduce.

 

[Termite52]

A mean wife will cut you worse than a saw.

You hit the wedge on the head with a sledgehammer.

 

[Bill G]

It's not against the law to choke a chainsaw.

True but spend a lot of alone time and your likely to be choking something else

 

[KASH]

The cop pulls a guy over for speeding and asks him whats the hurry.The guy says my wife left me for a cop and I thought you were bringing her back.
I love mine dearly but really prefer to be by myself most of the time.
Kash