RandyMac
Stiff Member
Well...you got the saws. You got the experience. Go get it!.
Need a good equipment operator for layouts, draggin' logs off and such....Bob.
Well...you got the saws. You got the experience. Go get it!.
you guys ought to team up
If y'all need any snarky sarcasm, I'd be happy to help
It would depend on the company. It would be a privilege to be in the woods with you two, and I'm married to an Aggie, so I'm pretty accustomed to physical abuseYou wants beaten with a whippy Redwood limb?
They're one of the basic logger food groups, along with caffeine and nicotine.
They're actually Donettes but with the usual Left Coast poetic license and free spirited pronunciation they're always referred to as Donettos.
They're made out of sugar and starch and pseudo chocolate and a whole list of chemical ingredients that I have trouble pronouncing. They have an active shelf life roughly the same as nuclear waste. Their nutritional value is about the same as cardboard but they're very filling. They're best when combined with 7-11 coffee, Baby Ruth candy bars, and any kind of beef jerky.
They're a very handy size for eating whole and washing down with a slurp of coffee. One Donetto, one slurp, drive the crummy one handed at high speed in the dark sliding sideways around the switchbacks and tune the radio with your elbow.
One of our crews showed up late one morning. Their excuse was that the usual 7-11 was out of Donettos and they had to run clear across town to stock up. We understood.
A tree a day in big redwood is not an insubstantial volume. Lemme know if you need any blue paint slung.
I'm curious. Why do we call it slinging paint? What is the ancient origin of this term? It's been around a while.
You also need a second sawyer to carry gear, beat wedges, and get yelled at. Just say when...
My S.W.A.G.:
Your predecessors probably dipped a brush (or little mop on a stick) into a can/pot of paint and then brushed paint on da tree. Those that were in a hurry (or bored) probably just 'slinged' some paint offa said brush/mop onto the tree and moved onto the next one. Slingin' paint.....
Or just, you know, spun around in a circle really fast hoping to land a perfect stripe everywhere all at once. That practice was halted when the district forester's truck was accidentally felled by an overzealous cutting crew.
With "The Sound if Music" playing in the background?