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[Steve2910]

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I need this brush removed from the back of my yard. In return for this brush you can have the landscaping rocks (which is several hundred dollars worth of beautiful rocks)...


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[Steve2910]

this is worth quoting... he can't spell 'brand',

STIHL MS 390 ONE DAY SALE - $300 (charlton)

Date: 2012-06-02, 1:06PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Price is firm. 300. I have a great saw for this price. I'm practically giving it away. It's fully rebuilt. It has a big bore top and on it 49 millimeter. Everything like clutch bar and chain everything air filter all bran new. 20 inch bar. The saw makes 74 cc's with this kit. Starts runs idols and eats wood. Ultimate saw. I hate to even sell it but need money quick. My loss is definitely your gain. I rebuilt the saw myself. Everything is 100 percent bran new. New saw quality. The previous owner put gas where the bar and chain oil goes. And bar and chain oil with a gas goes. 774 200 1811. For a steel. Professional grade.

That's not all he can't spell

 

[Tundra Man Mike]

Punishment is in order ????

My free stuff wasn't attractive enough for you? Punishment is in order (Spenard to Taft to 2107 Roosevelt Dr.)

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Date: 2012-06-03, 9:52AM AKDT
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Some of my free stuff is still here, even though I have ordered it to leave. This simply will *not* do. Thus, I have ordered the immediate detention of more free stuff, making it available to any kind stranger who would care to save these from my wrath.

Bookshelves, folding and dining tables, photo studio lighting, dvd players, art materials and equipment, commercial opaque projector, housewares, light fixtures, lamps, and more books.

Discipline requires some consistency, thus the same rules as yesterday:

1. No undifgnified rooting at the trough. Take what's available but don't mess up the rest of it.

2. If you don't want it after you take it, dispose of it properly. Don't bring it back.

3. I am not responsible for what happens to you, the stuff, or your surroundings. No warranties, expressed or implied.

The final solution for these items is looming closer, particulary the books. If they have not left by this evening, I am afraid that I will have to use the fireplace. I will start with the Oxford English Dictionary. It's a personal thing, I never liked books that contained the word "pusillanimous". I think I shall have tea and cookies as I watch them burn.

My free stuff wasn't attractive enough for you? Punishment is in order

I might drive by for a free spanking.......naw.... nothing is free with batcrap crazy people.

 

[GeeVee]

STIHL MS 390 ONE DAY SALE

Good GOD! :bang:







30x18 mahogany deck (you deinstall)

$3k demo job that they want YOU to PAY THEM!!! :msp_unsure:

...and its mahogany no, stained PT. Maybe its gold?

 

[1969cj-5]

Saw Mill tools & Saws.

LOGOSOL SAW MILL --- FOR SALE
Quality Wood Processing Products - Logosol US

Cut any size beams up to 32' long from logs of any diameter.
Cut city trees other sawyer's can't afford to cut.
Cut giant logs where they lay --- no heavy equipment required.
Cut only the most valuable walnut, cherry, oak, maple and more from free logs. Many will pay you to turn their favored tree into lumber and give you the lumber.
Cut the biggest logs, burls & crotches as well as the longest beams and boards.

M5 -- WWM5 -- BIG MILL + EXTENSIONS & ACCESSORIES
CHAIN BREAKER -- SPINNER -- SILVEY BAR GRINDER & CLOSER
STIHL 066 - STIHL 046 -- BARS -- CHAINS - SPARE PARTS -- LOG HANDLING TOOLS
EXCELLENT CONDITION USED RARELY to cut specialty craft wood.

Age & Health reason for sale

Over $10,000 invested $5000 for everything all tools and accessories listed below, plus a little more,prices listed are for the individual pieces.

"M5 wo/saw", $1750: "half mill", $1225: "big mill", $700: "Guide Rail Prop", $50: "Guide Rail Connector", $25: "Guide Rail Extension", $125: "Log Rollers 66 ea", $100; "Edge Log Clamps 29 ea", $425; "xtra support leg", $200 TOTAL for all mill parts listed above $4650

"Bars & chain",500; "Silvey bar grinder ",300:"chain breaker & spinners",50; "Bar groove closer",25
"SAW SHOP" all above $875

"There are lots of X-tras to go with a whole package"
"O46 STIHL", $400; "O66 STIHL", $600; "CANT HOOK", $25; "PEAVEY", $25; "TONGS", $25
"LOG DOG", $25; "CAPSTAN ROPE WINCH", $250; "SPARE PARTS & TOOLS", $250.
$1600 TOTAL for everything else.

By the piece for everything above $7125 for over $10,000 value BUY IT ALL for ONLY $5000

By appointment only:
816-507-1434 afternoons do not call in the AM! DO NOT TEXT!!
CASH, GOLD, SILVER, or TRADE;
NO CREDIT -- NO CHECKS!


Guy will not piece out, all or none.

 

[ShaneLogs]

Sounds like a great deal right here......not!

1 cord of wood

 

[Big L]

stihl chainsaw - $300 (torrington)

stihl chainsaw

stihl chainsaw - $300 (torrington)

Date: 2012-06-12, 6:11PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

i have a stihl chainsaw that i bought about 6 years ago brand new and used about 5 times and never had a use for it since it is missing the chain it still looks brand new asking 300 firm
Location: torrington
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3073979514

Chains are soooo hard to find!! lol

 

[darkbyrd]

stihl chainsaw



Chains are soooo hard to find!! lol

A chainless chainsaw, the perfect halloween accessory!

 

[3fordasho]

Free oak!

Oak Wood - You Cut Down - FREE to take! (Blue Earth)

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Date: 2012-06-11, 8:43AM CDT
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I have a HUGE oak tree I need removed right by my home. There is a lot of firewood in this tree! If you can cut it down without damaging anything you can have the wood!
This tree will have 5+truckloads worth of wood. Contact me by cell either call or text...507-525-1017
Thanks.
Chris

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•Location: Blue Earth
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3070522471

 

[darkbyrd]

Oak Wood - You Cut Down - FREE to take! (Blue Earth)

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Date: 2012-06-11, 8:43AM CDT
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I have a HUGE oak tree I need removed right by my home. There is a lot of firewood in this tree! If you can cut it down without damaging anything you can have the wood!
This tree will have 5+truckloads worth of wood. Contact me by cell either call or text...507-525-1017
Thanks.
Chris

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•Location: Blue Earth
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3070522471

So if I cut it down and it lands on your house, I don't get the wood? Lemmie get the saw I'd like a shot at that deal.

 

[Customcuts]

Found this one today....

Ash tree for fire wood

This guy is absolutely nuts!:taped:

 

[Gavman]

Ash tree for fire wood

This guy is absolutely nuts!:taped:

I just replied to him:msp_biggrin: as follows:

Hi there, I am interested in getting some of your wood, maybe all depending on price. Do you ship?

(Last part is important)

Danny


Ha ha see what he says:wink2:

 

[doobie57z]

Free Firewood Wanted

Free Firewood Wanted - $1 (Northern WI)
Date: 2012-06-16, 8:51PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
We need firewood, if you have an old pile, downed or dead trees I'll bring my trailer and pick it up.

Thank you very much.

 

[blacklocst]

Ash tree for fire wood

This guy is absolutely nuts!:taped:

Yeah, the city has warned him about the grass, but what kind?

 

[Customcuts]

I just replied to him:msp_biggrin: as follows:

Hi there, I am interested in getting some of your wood, maybe all depending on price. Do you ship?

(Last part is important)

Danny


Ha ha see what he says:wink2:

Plus it looks like who ever cut it down took all the splittable rounds and left the short, hard to split crotch pieces. Guy is a complete idiot ... I bet he will ship it for 100bucks per log.....:taped:

 

[ReggieT]

Nutz!!

I'm not believing this!!!!

I just replied to him:msp_biggrin: as follows:

Hi there, I am interested in getting some of your wood, maybe all depending on price. Do you ship?

(Last part is important)

Danny


Ha ha see what he says:wink2:

 

[ReggieT]

What the??????????

This guy is a FREAK-A-ZOID...would not step foot on his property, unless you like being duck taped and being found 2 yrs later with your brains missing and a empty can of "fave beans"...lying besides your rotten corpse!!!:msp_scared:

My free stuff wasn't attractive enough for you? Punishment is in order (Spenard to Taft to 2107 Roosevelt Dr.)

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Date: 2012-06-03, 9:52AM AKDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Some of my free stuff is still here, even though I have ordered it to leave. This simply will *not* do. Thus, I have ordered the immediate detention of more free stuff, making it available to any kind stranger who would care to save these from my wrath.

Bookshelves, folding and dining tables, photo studio lighting, dvd players, art materials and equipment, commercial opaque projector, housewares, light fixtures, lamps, and more books.

Discipline requires some consistency, thus the same rules as yesterday:

1. No undifgnified rooting at the trough. Take what's available but don't mess up the rest of it.

2. If you don't want it after you take it, dispose of it properly. Don't bring it back.

3. I am not responsible for what happens to you, the stuff, or your surroundings. No warranties, expressed or implied.

The final solution for these items is looming closer, particulary the books. If they have not left by this evening, I am afraid that I will have to use the fireplace. I will start with the Oxford English Dictionary. It's a personal thing, I never liked books that contained the word "pusillanimous". I think I shall have tea and cookies as I watch them burn.

My free stuff wasn't attractive enough for you? Punishment is in order

I might drive by for a free spanking.......naw.... nothing is free with batcrap crazy people.

 

[Customcuts]

here is another one

HUGE MESQUITE TREE - FOR LUMBER



This guy is a genius!

 

[darkbyrd]

HUGE MESQUITE TREE - FOR LUMBER



This guy is a genius!

I can't believe he'd burn that valuable mesquite tree for firewood. I'm sure if he holds out long enough he'll find a buyer.:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[promac850]

+1

I went to see a guy about a staple gun that I wanted for a JOB (he was asking $85.00 for the gun) I saw that the gun was new just like he said. I was shocked and said, "You want $85.00 for this?" (knowing it was well worth $190.00) He looked at me and said, "I Really need the money so I'll take $75.00" I gave the guy a $100.00 bill, took the gun, case, staples and said, I don't have change so keep the extra and do lunch on me.
I try to be upfront and not play 'the game' Sometimes it works both ways for me.

I did the same thing with the Mac 250 I just bought... we got some other goodies for a great price from him.