Dennis Cahoon

[Gypo Logger]

Hey, get this, Cahoon just calls me, which is cool, but you know what he says about all of us? And this isn't third hand stuff, past around thru DG, DB, DD, KD, JD, WJ or BB aka MM.
Anywho DC says all you nerds are nothing more than a bunch of useless wanabees. I, for one, don't take kindly to this type of negativity, and why would I?
Not trying to stir up trouble, but rather just passing on what I heard first hand.
John

 

[ehp]

get well

hey dennis
hope you are doing fine and not hurting to bad
take your time and donot rush it but you know that
hope all is well there ed

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Dennis, I was saving a tree for you, but I couldn't wait, so I dumped it on the fence myself.
John

 

[Gypo Logger]

After telling you guys all this time that I am a pretty good feller, here is living proof!
Check out how neatly I aimed this one for the fence, It was right in there, just like a dirty shirt!
John

 

[Jacob J.]

Lol, I've had many a day like that.

 

[Marky Mark]

Hey John is this your foreman the one and only Master Blaster.

 

[MasterBlaster]

FOREMAN!?! HA!

Never again, bub.

 

[SilverBlue]

Well guys, Dennis just called me to speak the real truth about his surgery, said something about having a Gypo removed from his butt. Explaining that while Floggeritis is not usually fatal, it is a degenerative disease preventing the proper use of a Bic razor.


The scary part is that once the Gypo is removed it can still reproduce.
It’s recommended that everyone update their virus definitions and strengthen their firewall.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Mark, I remember Butch coming to work for me, however, he didn't fit in. I kept telling him that to be a logger you must start at the bottom of the tree, not the top. He insisted on arguing, saying it was a better view up there, which I guess it is, but if God meant me to fly, he would have given me wings.
Anyway, Butch and I parted as friends and he started a new business locally called " Knopper the Topper, King of all the Choppers".
John

 

[Dennis Cahoon]

Big Scars

Hey Gypo, I'm back, just to post fact! And to let you know chicks dig Big Scars. FullMoonTitatinumCahoon

 

[SilverBlue]

Actually Butch will be up here helping me out with that big job in Terra Cotta in the spring, he’s bringin the big guns and I’ll have the serious PP huskies and a few Stihls. I think we are gonna have to import some real wood cause the trees there are softer than balsa wood.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I gotta learn to speaks Canadian.

Eh?

 

[dbabcock]

Tony Marks' posts are the closest thing to Canadian I've seen here in the States. Then again, a friend of mine who's from Hong Kong was recently showing me a newspaper that his parents sent over to him and I found myself wondering if there was a Chinese/Canadian written language connection as well. Based on his posts, Ed, the Canadian saw builder might be of Chinese ancestry. Cahoon and Lambert might as well be writing sandskrit with their grasp of the English language.

I wrote a script for my computer that automatically changes the font style from Arial to Zapf Dingbats whenever I call up a thread that contains posts by any of these four guys. Using his font style doesn't help me understand their posts any better or worse, but they're certainly more fun to look at.

 

[caryr]

 

[dbabcock]

caryr is Tony Marks, Zypo, Cahoon and ehp.

 

[caryr]

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Dennis, good to see you on board again, but you're going to have to try harder as the resident trouble maker, DB has you licked, As the chainsaw meadiator and validator, I wish everyone would just get along and stop fighting, but it isn't my fault that Dan Dunn cannot organize a 3 man run to the outhouse.
John

 

[dbabcock]

Even in my wildest hallucination of 30 years ago, I couldn't even fathom what licking Cahoon would be like. Prolly end up with sawdust and crabs between my teeth. You and your loose lips are the problem here, mofo.

 

[glens]

Well, I see I checked in too late to have the chance to read some now-missing posts...

Back to the language discussion, it reminded me of a "fortune" I've been greeted with a few times on this system:

<center>A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling</center><center>by Mark Twain</center>
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet.&nbsp; The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.&nbsp; Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.&nbsp; Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

 

[dbabcock]

Tony Marks is Mark Twain
Fish is Beavergirl
Dozer Dan is KDHotsaw
Glens is caryr
Che is Gypo Logger
Dennis Cahoon is Marky Mark
Dennis G is choppermom
Tommy Fales is Rupedoggy

dbabcock is all of the above (minus 3 bits)