Don't Sell Your Big Saw!

[Stihlasaurus]

That's awesome. Sure beats my normal: "You drilled out your muffler and made it LOUDER? You already pi$$ off the whole neighborhood and no one likes us. Now you're waking up the kids. Can't you do ANYthing quiet??? With the chainsaws, quads, Flowmastizz (she's from NY) on the truck, weed whackuh.........come ON man."

You win, Saurus.

I have to admit I fear that one day I'll hear a simliar reaction if she ever sees all of my saws in one place (I keep moving them around, not leaving more than 3 in the same area at the same time).

You may not realize it, but there is a combination of pills that makes a woman appreciate a chain saw and possibly (if you are really lucky) even the man running it. Next time your wife says she's depressed, agree with her and rush to the doctor to get started on that.

 

[timmcat]

This morning a guy came to my house and bought my nice 056AV Super. My wife heard the chainsaw running and came outside to see what was going on. She was concerned when she saw what I was selling and said "Don't sell your big saw!". I assured her I knew what I was doing and took the money and the happy buyer took the saw and drove away.

I then explained to her that I discovered I could only safely run one chain saw at a time. She then asked whether I was going to buy another to replace it. I told her I did not need another one right now but that I appreciated her concern. She then asked if I had already bought another and I said yes. She then asked how many chain saws I had and I avoided a direct answer.

I knew I married right when she said "It turns me on to see you run a chain saw". I replied "When I run a chain saw I turn my own damm self on."

Can your wife call my wife and set her straight?

 

[Trx250r180]

there not to bad to blend a new one in if all stihl ,i may have to paint case and gastank of a potential husky white pretty soon .....

 

[c5rulz]

Pics of wife.

 

[z71mike]

I assume you mean she's from downstate NY ? Totally different dialect down there . Lol

BX, man.

I have to admit I fear that one day I'll hear a simliar reaction if she ever sees all of my saws in one place (I keep moving them around, not leaving more than 3 in the same area at the same time).

You may not realize it, but there is a combination of pills that makes a woman appreciate a chain saw and possibly (if you are really lucky) even the man running it. Next time your wife says she's depressed, agree with her and rush to the doctor to get started on that.

Genius. Committing that to memory.

 

[mesupra]

Stillasoreass, or however you spell that LOL. Our wives must be cut from the same cloth, I recently sold my 576xp and had pretty much word for word the same conversation, the end result was slightly different as I ended up with a Bushmaster AR15, doesn't cut wood, but sure does create it.

 

[unatool]

My father's advice : don't let her have to know...

I have 13 chainsaws - but my daughters told mom!

 

[CNBTreeTrimming]

Stillasoreass, or however you spell that LOL.

Lmao good thing it isn't spelled like that. I think that might give people the wrong idea.

 

[andydodgegeek]

My wife likes chainsaws, knows how to sharpen chains, cleans my fish (including removing y-bones from northerns), and guts/processes my deer. And she is the money maker of the house hold. I agree with the op that it is nice to marry the right person. She thinks my chainsaw chaps are sexy, calls them my a$$less chaps.

 

[wendell]

Can I marry your wife?

My wife has never paid any attention to my saws but she recently asked, "Do you have 12 saws?" I said yes, got on here and saw it is actually 21 which has now become 23. :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[NORMZILLA44]

This morning a guy came to my house and bought my nice 056AV Super. My wife heard the chainsaw running and came outside to see what was going on. She was concerned when she saw what I was selling and said "Don't sell your big saw!". I assured her I knew what I was doing and took the money and the happy buyer took the saw and drove away.

I then explained to her that I discovered I could only safely run one chain saw at a time. She then asked whether I was going to buy another to replace it. I told her I did not need another one right now but that I appreciated her concern. She then asked if I had already bought another and I said yes. She then asked how many chain saws I had and I avoided a direct answer.

I knew I married right when she said "It turns me on to see you run a chain saw". I replied "When I run a chain saw I turn my own damm self on."

LOL! Good ####! But she is right you don't sell the biguns!

 

[Stumpys Customs]

My wife likes chainsaws, knows how to sharpen chains, cleans my fish (including removing y-bones from northerns), and guts/processes my deer. And she is the money maker of the house hold. I agree with the op that it is nice to marry the right person. She thinks my chainsaw chaps are sexy, calls them my a$$less chaps.

You got you a gem Andy.

 

[myragtop]

Great story. :hmm3grin2orange:
Sold my original 038 Super and took about week before i went into withdrawal, took about 3 weeks to find a suitable 038 Super replacement. :bang:
Whew! All is good now, don't think that's gonna happen again.