Extremely American Mud Loggers

[joesawer]

Top of the tracks deep mud! Typical Californian. Obviously you don't understand what deep mud is.

We used to, but now they shut us down if the dust is settled.

 

[slowp]

Is it true that they're going to start printing the "staple, staple, staple, staple, fold, staple" in Spanish, too?

Thanks. I'll "suggest" that and get an "exceeds" on my civil rights element on my report card. Maybe a cash award!

I practiced yesterday. We can easily do a chain sharpening on the tailgate segment during the filming. In horizontal rain.

 

[2dogs]

Heck I'm going to audition for the part I have now. That is, standing around by myself for an hour wondering when the rest of the crew is going to show up. Am I the only one who owns an alarm clock?

 

[MNTAINGAL23]

Sometime soon, we will have more logging of the slide. By professionals--not me and my co-workers, although we were getting more efficient.

So I'm thinking we need yet another tv show. Extremely American Mud Loggers.

I wanted to do a poll but can't figure it out.

What channel should it be on? And should we get a "Greenhorn" from like, Seattle?

Hey Patty you need to recruit some one from Capitol Hill, then you'll surely have a man that can color coordinate like no other, come up with some really colorful language, put make up on and go shopping with you too if need be!:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[wilbilt]

Is it true that they're going to start printing the "staple, staple, staple, staple, fold, staple" in Spanish, too?

I hear it will have to be in Hmong as well, starting next year. In Kahleefoania, anyhow.

 

[Gologit]

I hear it will have to be in Hmong as well, starting next year. In Kahleefoania, anyhow.

I don't think so...they're all too busy poaching deer, salmon, and game birds to have time to work.

 

[slowp]

Hey Patty you need to recruit some one from Capitol Hill, then you'll surely have a man that can color coordinate like no other, come up with some really colorful language, put make up on and go shopping with you too if need be!:hmm3grin2orange:

So, the show becomes Extremely Diverse American Mud Loggers. Wow. Fashion in the Woods. I'm liking it. Chihuahuas in the shovel!
I'm an equal opportunity show thinker upper.

 

[chainsawboy1996]

Top of the tracks deep mud! Typical Californian. Obviously you don't understand what deep mud is.

i dont think you have seen our red clay thats has no end. we had our unimog stuck in red clay a few years ago and the tires are stock 42" 6' window hight and brought the window thigh hight

 

[Bushler]

I'd like to try out for Cat Skinner. The following pics from my potfolio should demonstrate my qualifications.

Going!

Going....

Gone!

 

[Bushler]

I usually sing hymns when stressed. Someone else will have to do the cursing......

 

[MNTAINGAL23]

So, the show becomes Extremely Diverse American Mud Loggers. Wow. Fashion in the Woods. I'm liking it. Chihuahuas in the shovel!
I'm an equal opportunity show thinker upper.

Then after a hard days work they can all go for lattes, talk about what detergent they are going to use for the dirt on their clothes, and what lotion they will use to soften their hands.:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[pickwood]

Sounds like we need a casting call for some metrosexuals with no saw or equipment skills-and showing no common sense puts you in a starring role.

I once sunk a D7 so deep that the top of cab was level with the ground- so naturally I like a equipment operator role.

 

[Gologit]

Then after a hard days work they can all go for lattes, talk about what detergent they are going to use for the dirt on their clothes, and what lotion they will use to soften their hands.:hmm3grin2orange:

:hmm3grin2orange: You and Slowp putting your ideas together is dangerous. All we need is Trinity to chime in and you'd all
have us singing the LumberJack Song from Monty Python.

I was going to sign up but this whole thing is beginning to worry me.

 

[gunnarfan]

ya know RuPaul has reality show on the logo channel that finds the top drag queens.. maybe a runner up or a "first cut" would qualify.

got to love satellite tv


this is referring to the green horn.. i skipped through the meat of this thread


or should i say i tucked it

 

[slowp]

Then after a hard days work they can all go for lattes, talk about what detergent they are going to use for the dirt on their clothes, and what lotion they will use to soften their hands.:hmm3grin2orange:

And what scent to use in the hot tub. I like it. Perhaps get a spa or diet company as a sponser. Richard Simmons can come spend a day in the brush and work out a routine to a disco tune. I can hear him now, he'll have to put at least one cuss word in his routine to keep it authentic.

Maybe Oprah will want to do a show?

 

[MNTAINGAL23]

:hmm3grin2orange: You and Slowp putting your ideas together is dangerous. All we need is Trinity to chime in and you'd all
have us singing the LumberJack Song from Money Python.

I was going to sign up but this whole thing is beginning to worry me.

Since you are running heavy equipment you can be the guy that cusses at the greenhorns and tells the camera how inexperienced they are and how you're gonna quit unless the boss gets some decent help.:hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:

 

[joesawer]

And what scent to use in the hot tub. I like it. Perhaps get a spa or diet company as a sponser. Richard Simmons can come spend a day in the brush and work out a routine to a disco tune. I can hear him now, he'll have to put at least one cuss word in his routine to keep it authentic.

Maybe Oprah will want to do a show?

I need the work but, No Thanks. I will pass on this opportunity.

 

[Gologit]

Since you are running heavy equipment you can be the guy that cusses at the greenhorns and tells the camera how inexperienced they are and how you're gonna quit unless the boss gets some decent help.:hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:

Thanks, Jani, but I think that job will have too many people that want it. Besides, yelling at greenhorns just confuses them. They never get any smarter that way. Believe me, I tried...and it just never worked.

 

[Gologit]

I need the work but, No Thanks. I will pass on this opportunity.

Joe...see post #13. There should be at least five or six of us for that role. We can all drive to the job, only one man to a crewcab pickup of course, and stand around trying not to look confused while we figure out how to shut the job down.

 

[arbadacarba]

Don't forget the steroid guy and the sponge guy so everyone looks buff and sweaty after a hard day's work!!!opcorn: