Fair warnin' to y'all

[Whitespider]

Now that's good thinking - let's take up a collection and send him on a 12-day vacation to SW Warshington to visit slowp!

My birthday is on the 9th if'n y'all are lookin' for a gift idea...
That would be a kick... can you see it?? I'm knockin' on her door with suitcase in hand... she answers... "can I help you"... I push by her as I'm sayin', "hey slowp, it's me, Whitespider‼ Where do I put my stuff?? Where's the beer??... (you fill in the blank from there)

Heck, I'd even pitch in on the cost just to see the look on her face...
*

 

[Rudedog]

My birthday is on the 9th if'n y'all are lookin' for a gift idea...
That would be a kick... can you see it?? I'm knockin' on her door with suitcase in hand... she answers... "can I help you"... I push by her as I'm sayin', "hey slowp, it's me, Whitespider‼ Where do I put my stuff?? Where's the beer??... (you fill in the blank from there)

Heck, I'd even pitch in on the cost just to see the look on her face...
*

She'd probably just babble over and over again about not moving there.

 

[brenndatomu]

My birthday is on the 9th if'n y'all are lookin' for a gift idea...
That would be a kick... can you see it?? I'm knockin' on her door with suitcase in hand... she answers... "can I help you"... I push by her as I'm sayin', "hey slowp, it's me, Whitespider‼ Where do I put my stuff?? Where's the beer??... (you fill in the blank from there)

Heck, I'd even pitch in on the cost just to see the look on her face...
*

You'd finally get to see a real stove in action!

 

[philoshop]

I'd send you some information on the FDA's plan to ban e-cigarettes, but I don't think you want to spend the next 12 days quite that pizzed off.
OTOH, it does provide some interesting insight into the methods and motivations of our country's regulatory agencies.

 

[hupte]

(you fill in the blank from there)
*

she looks at you starry eyed and says in a chillingly calm voice, "we've been waiting for you..."
whitespider replies "...(gulp) who's we??"

and thats the last time anyone heard from whitespidey... although a picture surfaced years later. of someone who looked just like him at the democratic national convention, with slowp standing next to him.

 

[Guswhit]

Damn you guys are funny! I'm sitting at the doctors office reading this lol and getting lots of looks! The democratic convention takes the cake!

 

[mn woodcutter]

Damn you guys are funny! I'm sitting at the doctors office reading this lol and getting lots of looks! The democratic convention takes the cake!

Sitting at the doctors office on Christmas eve. That sucks. I hope all is well.

 

[farmer steve]

she looks at you starry eyed and says in a chillingly calm voice, "we've been waiting for you..."
whitespider replies "...(gulp) who's we??"

and thats the last time anyone heard from whitespidey... although a picture surfaced years later. of someone who looked just like him at the democratic national convention, with slowp standing next to him.

 

[mn woodcutter]

Remember that only stihl saws with the model plate riveted on the top are any good!

 

[slowp]

I don't think you'd be able to find my place. We have a lot of topography that would scare you flatlanders too much. My road would probably cause you to have a heart attack. It has a bit of outsloping to it. Nope, don't move here. Enjoy your holidays in Iowa, where you won't get a bloody nose from all the elevation changes. Oh, and you'd REALLY feel like you needed a gun in our woodsy area. Besides having topography, we've got cougars, bears, and those scary chipmunks. Nope, "you all" wouldn't be able to handle it. Now don't drink too much and enjoy the time off. Get off the #@# computer and go out and do something fun with the family. I'm stuck here horking my lungs out, or I'd be doing something else. The ski area opened up more runs today.

 

[farmer steve]

I don't think you'd be able to find my place. We have a lot of topography that would scare you flatlanders too much. My road would probably cause you to have a heart attack. It has a bit of outsloping to it. Nope, don't move here. Enjoy your holidays in Iowa, where you won't get a bloody nose from all the elevation changes. Oh, and you'd REALLY feel like you needed a gun in our woodsy area. Besides having topography, we've got cougars, bears, and those scary chipmunks. Nope, "you all" wouldn't be able to handle it. Now don't drink too much and enjoy the time off. Get off the #@# computer and go out and do something fun with the family. I'm stuck here horking my lungs out, or I'd be doing something else. The ski area opened up more runs today.

chipmunks are great over some hickory coals.skin'em,dress 'em roast.em. Merry Christmas SlowP have a good one. FS.

 

[Overclock]

My birthday is on the 9th if'n y'all are lookin' for a gift idea...
That would be a kick... can you see it?? I'm knockin' on her door with suitcase in hand... she answers... "can I help you"... I push by her as I'm sayin', "hey slowp, it's me, Whitespider‼ Where do I put my stuff?? Where's the beer??... (you fill in the blank from there) *

OK no problem lol wait for it...................

 

[Overclock]

My birthday is on the 9th if'n y'all are lookin' for a gift idea...
That would be a kick... can you see it?? I'm knockin' on her door with suitcase in hand... she answers... "can I help you"... I push by her as I'm sayin', "hey slowp, it's me, Whitespider‼ Where do I put my stuff?? Where's the beer??... (you fill in the blank from there)

"What do you expect man free beer huh when you left me for my sister walked out on me at the skynard concert in '75 with Penelope my 'sister' fastp, what ever made you think i would take you back?
BYOB you beer whore I invite you to my trailer for one thing and that is the ritual BTW the skandihoovian candle has been lit since the minute you called me." slowp said

"Baby I didn't mean you no harm. You know how manipulitive fastp can be." said the spider

"Well it has been a long time. I have two lids of solid green gank from the veterinary dispensary. The used dog has glaucoma, you know. Research indicates Thai Blueberry Master will cure any Lab." she said.

"Do you mind if I invite a friend for our reunion?" slowp added in a subtle moan.

"Sure," said Whitespider on his 13th beer.

After two decades were recaptured in twenty minutes, Gologit's Toyota headlights illuminated the Airstream..........

 

[unclemoustache]

Who the heck is overclock? He's obviously been around here for a while! Is this another manifestation of the Ljute ghost?

 

[Steve NW WI]

Who the heck is overclock? He's obviously been around here for a while! Is this another manifestation of the Ljute ghost?

I had to look, I thought it'd be much closer to ol' Avalancher's home town of Newport, but they're clear across the state from each other. Maybe they share the same rural distillation specialist?

Merry Christmas, everybody!

 

[stratton]

I don't think you'd be able to find my place. We have a lot of topography that would scare you flatlanders too much. My road would probably cause you to have a heart attack. It has a bit of outsloping to it. Nope, don't move here. Enjoy your holidays in Iowa, where you won't get a bloody nose from all the elevation changes. Oh, and you'd REALLY feel like you needed a gun in our woodsy area. Besides having topography, we've got cougars, bears, and those scary chipmunks. Nope, "you all" wouldn't be able to handle it. Now don't drink too much and enjoy the time off. Get off the #@# computer and go out and do something fun with the family. I'm stuck here horking my lungs out, or I'd be doing something else. The ski area opened up more runs today.

Slowp, Im a big skier up in vt, Jay peak and Stowe..... While we have 12 days to talk about it, give me some details of your area. thx Luke

 

[Whitespider]

I'm sittin' here with my coffee, during my mornin' alone time, waitin' for the family to arise, and admirin' all the stuff Santa brought last night.
Still... I can't help but wonder where fastp is these days, as a tear falls from the corner of my eye rememberin' a lid of green gank was only 15-bucks at that Skynard concert...

 

[Overclock]

 

[Rudedog]

If this picture doesn't scream for the caption "Burn Witch, Burn!", then I'm a Monkeys Uncle.

 

[Whitespider]

As you can see, other than puttin' on a little weight, ain't much changed much since the 70s...