I once got a call from one of those "rich people" asking if I could kill a tree for her in a way that would look like it died naturally. Trouble was I remembered her as lobbying for the tree cutting ban in that city. Turns out she bought a new house and then realized she would have a killer view if the trees were out of the way. I told her I was too honest to help her live by a double standard and if she wanted the tree down she could get the law changed back. Poor rich lady was so mad she was cussing at me.:hmm3grin2orange:
A year later the tree was dead. It got taken down by a hack in a rusty beater truck with Arizona plates. He dropped the top through her deck.
Mr. HE