I just sold my most expensive cord of wood. Had this guy call and want some seasoned oak, which I was out of. I decided I'd dip into some I was going to use myself. This was premium stuff, White Oak that I cut in March of '99 that went immediately into the barn. He asked me about splitting, and I said I leave anything under 6", 8-10's get split in half, and bigger stuff 3-4 times depending. He also wanted nothing longer than 18", and a lot of this wood was cut at 20"+, so some sorting was involved. I get the truck all loaded and head to his house, and no one is home. Have to wait around a little, and he shows up. He walks up to the truck and says, "Do you have anything smaller?". Then he wanted to know if I'd take it back home, unload it, split it more, load it back up, and bring it back! I almost got violent. Finally he says he'd pay the difference, and I suggested unloading at his house, and I'd go get my splitter and bring it there, split it to what he wanted, for $200 for the cord. I honestly thought he'd say no, but he agreed. So I back the truck up where he wants it unloaded, and I find out he wants me to carry it 20' around a railng into his yard to a lean to on his garage and stack it. Well it ended up he hired a couple neighborhood kids to carry and stack the wood, so all I had to do was unload and split. This guy lives in town, so it would have been cheaper for him to buy natural gas!