Funny Money for Fish

[Kevin]

Hey Fish, haven`t you noticed your side of the Great Lakes getting lower with each passing year?

God save the Queen and the President too.

 

[Fish]

I knew it! Everyone else was blaming Zebra mussels!

 

[DDM]

O I get it John instead of government subsidized
housing like we have in the US. Canada has a subsidized chain saw program where they give you a saw and tell you to build you own.And no government cheese Take that chain saw and go to the lake and catch your own food.

Later,
David

 

[Kevin]

It must be confusing as hell to have all your money the same colour, I mean color.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi David, I never thought of that, but you have a point. I thought the NLAP was a good thing, but now I know why I am living in this freezing cabin I had to build myself. No need to join any fitness club.
Fish, heres a picture from a current RCMP file of one redneck from KY. who tried to get in on the chainsaw smuggling action here in Canada. He was sentenced to 6 months in a Bush Camp just North of Toronto. He was affectionately dubed " The Mad Trapper".
John

 

[DDM]

Hmmmm Kevin so what if you were color blind?

sorry i just had to :alien:

Later,
David

 

[Kevin]

Dave, we`re still putting numbers on the bill so we have that one covered.
I think we should go back to our old currency of beads, blankets and beaver pelts.
I`d be a rich man!

 

[tony marks]

dennis,i was with u ,until u said who would attack an unarmed nation. i guess u meant that as a joke. if so sorry . but the hitlers and stalins and hussains of the world ,have a party with that kinda thinking.dont think they wont be more like them . as long as mankind survives they will be there.by far the largst armed
group in the world are called US citizens.this right to bare arms is still necessary
at least for now. until the liberals can use some crime or such to convince enough of us that we ought not have guns,so they can make it illegal to have arms.no offence to the canadians .
my 2nd favorite country.later now

 

[DDM]

Kevin? Beaver pelts and beads? From what Gypo has informed us sounds like Chainsaws and still a form of currency.

Later,
David

 

[Kevin]

resides with the rich folk in southern Ontario.
That`s why they have a chainsaw currency.

 

[HUSKYMAN]

Tony Dennis means no one would attack Canada because they dont go sticking their nose in everyones business like we do. Also Canada has nothing of value except snow and walruses. They used to have Shania Twain but she couldnt stand the cold either.



PS Kevin I have noticed the Lakes here are getting lower because I have a boat. Please dont take any more or I will have to make payments on this expensive lawn decoration

 

[tony marks]

huskyman ,shania huh, didnt know that. that be worth just about anything. hmmm later now

 

[Dennis]

another important thread that needs to be out of the archives....can you tell its Monday, and I am stuck with paperwork again?

 

[Fish]

Wow, digging up old carcasses, eh?