Greenpeace and toilet paper.Whats next?

[mga]

the french have a better idea....

i wonder if greenpeace girls have hair on their legs and under their arms.....

 

[woodbooga]

the french have a better idea....

i wonder if greenpeace girls have hair on their legs and under their arms.....

LOL! A toilet that pees back!

 

[Metals406]

I bet moon dust is soft... We could import it for trillions of dollars and save trees.

 

[avalancher]

When did Max say that?

Ah, a fellow JohnBoy and Billy fan, eh?
It was on this morning.In true Mad Max fashion, he was ranting about the Greenpeace folks again, and when I got home and checked the facts, he was telling the truth.
A number of articles online about the efforts they are going to in the effort to save a few trees.
Warming the saw as I speak......

 

[avalancher]

I'm starting to think avalancher should have posted this in the political forum. Within minutes down there, someone would remark that Obama's been using the constitution as tp since January 20.

I was going to post it there, but in my haste opened up the wrong tab, got to typing, and realized my mistake after posting it.
Didnt figure it would be a big deal, we all love to throw a little politicing around here occasionally though, right?
:greenchainsaw:

 

[Metals406]

I've used a bidet... Thanks but no thanks.

 

[Laird]

They don't have trees in the mideast.....that's why no one touches food with their left hand, its reserved for another purpose

 

[woodbooga]

Laird:

Looks like a non-issue for you. Looks like you can just wear a hat and call it done.

 

[woodbooga]

I was going to post it there, but in my haste opened up the wrong tab, got to typing, and realized my mistake after posting it.
Didnt figure it would be a big deal, we all love to throw a little politicing around here occasionally though, right?
:greenchainsaw:

What...who...me? Argue and make wisecracks??! It's like you don't even know me! LOL

 

[Laird]

Laird:

Looks like a non-issue for you. Looks like you can just wear a hat and call it done.

That was right under my nose!

 

[M.R.]

Those Greenpeace bastards should be forced to use Saran Wrap, pine needles or tree bark for butt wipes. Every one of them.

With housing starts in the toliet, they ought to have and over-supply of recycled glass that is used for building insulation. The R-values may then take on a whole new meaning.

 

[trimmmed]

LOL! A toilet that pees back!

Actually the US Government is coming out with a new model where your ass never gets wet.......however, there is ample production of smoke.

 

[RAYINTOMBALL]

Actually the US Government is coming out with a new model where your ass never gets wet.......however, there is ample production of smoke.

OUCH

 

[CrappieKeith]

Actually the US Government is coming out with a new model where your ass never gets wet.......however, there is ample production of smoke.

We oughtta be used to the smoke....we are wood burners ya know.

 

[RAYINTOMBALL]

We oughtta be used to the smoke....we are wood burners ya know.

No we should be used to all of the smoke from Washington they try to blow up our A$$! That kind of fits with this thread.

 

[woodbooga]

That model is over eight years old and even it was preceded by a hand crank version!

I believe you're right. But with an eye toward change, the new administration has done some significant design modifications. I understand its been resubmitted for patent approval under the name Rahm/Axelrod.

 

[Suz]

The GP folks should use this TP!

If the Green Folks would use this re-usable paper the whole problem would be solved for them.
Instructions: 1 - Insert finger in hole. 2 - Wipe. 3 - Lick finger clean! 4 - Put paper in pocket for future use.

 

[CLEARVIEW TREE]

Me and kennertree got a bud from school that we all called corn cob. Yeah he walks like he's got about 10 inches of cobb up his ars. I guess green peace recruited him early on. LMAO

 

[K7NUT]

If that happend to me I'd be down on my knees.

Praying.

"Dear Lord, thank you for delivering this bounty to me. Now if it's not too much trouble could you please will them to step over my property line so it's all legal. Amen."

This is north Idaho. Logging protesters have been killed, maimed, and disappeared around here. Seriously.

I was at the Silver Saddle (bar in Potlatch) a couple years back with my friends Boomer and Tate. Kid from UI came in wearing an anti logging t-shirt. It was ok til last call, then everybody was liquored up and stupid. Watched 6 big guys beat the tar out of this kid. Busted ribs, black eyes, busted jaw, took a few logging boots to the nads, then they flipped his car over. Cops showed up and nobody saw anything.

You don't screw around with the lifeblood of the local economy, you don't let on if you're gay, and you never say anything bad about Ford trucks if you want to live up here.

Damn, I love life here.

+1

 

[deerlakejens]

You guys kill me! Reminds me of the people who paniced when the "War of the Worlds" was broadcast. There are plenty of real issues to be concerned with, not some internet hoaxes.