Help a Guy Out!

[Lakeside53]

Leave the checkbook with her - but take a check from the back... It will be months before she notices..

 

[andrethegiant70]

Don't focus on what the saw costs, talk to her about what she's going to GET out of it....and make it good! My wife looks at the itty-bitty heating bills and the workshop I'm building for her with milled wood and I get no flak whatsoever! 'Course I do have a helluva wife.

 

[grandpatractor]

Don't focus on what the saw costs, talk to her about what she's going to GET out of it....and make it good! My wife looks at the itty-bitty heating bills and the workshop I'm building for her with milled wood and I get no flak whatsoever! 'Course I do have a helluva wife.

Well she has been wanting some huge dining table, I may be able to talk her into it buy way of that.:monkey:

 

[Justsaws]

If you purchase that saw everything in life will be better. Blue skies will be bluer and green leaves will be greener. Plus it will make you much more manly and handsome, also you will become much much more charming.

 

[joatmon]

Honey, oh honey, you think I'm a turd,
When I'm out in the barn, tending my herd,

They sit there all shiney, lined up in a row,
Synthetic mix, sharp chains, they're ready to go,

The 5100 revs high, she's always ready to limb,
Ole Johnny Red bucking, always makes me grin,

The 7900 is nimble and in big wood won't stall,
But there's still something missing 'cause I want it all,

Only one saw can be the king of the hill,
The mighty 880 from Andreas Stihl,

So please honey let my meager life be complete,
Just say yes as I bow before your feet.

 

[ericjeeper]

Out of bullets

Honey, oh honey, you think I'm a turd,
When I'm out in the barn, tending my herd,

They sit there all shiney, lined up in a row,
Synthetic mix, sharp chains, they're ready to go,

The 5100 revs high, she's always ready to limb,
Ole Johnny Red bucking, always makes me grin,

The 7900 is nimble and in big wood won't stall,
But there's still something missing 'cause I want it all,

Only one saw can be the king of the hill,
The mighty 880 from Andreas Stihl,

So please honey let my meager life be complete,
Just say yes as I bow before your feet.

Excellent poem

 

[grandpatractor]

I got him

Honey, oh honey, you think I'm a turd,
When I'm out in the barn, tending my herd,

They sit there all shiney, lined up in a row,
Synthetic mix, sharp chains, they're ready to go,

The 5100 revs high, she's always ready to limb,
Ole Johnny Red bucking, always makes me grin,

The 7900 is nimble and in big wood won't stall,
But there's still something missing 'cause I want it all,

Only one saw can be the king of the hill,
The mighty 880 from Andreas Stihl,

So please honey let my meager life be complete,
Just say yes as I bow before your feet.

now I'm out for 24 hours

 

[Just Mow]

That Joatman is Hallmark good

 

[redprospector]

Handle it like my Dad always did. When she ask why you need it, just say "Because by-god I need it".
Worked like a charm for Dad. I must be saying it wrong though, All it's got me is a few knot's on my old head.

Andy