To be honest, I dont see any reason why it cant be made to work. I feel he most likely has the relief not adjusted right, and it is possible he is turning the pump in the wrong direction. Just because it isnt the normal configuration you see on a wood splitter doesnt mean its to complicated to work on, or be to costly to fix. Just using the pictures for reference, I dont think he will ever get any speed out of the pump he has. The center section looks to be pretty small and I am guessing it probably isnt over 6 or 8 gpm, and maybe not even that big. I have one of those old Titanic" pumps that is only rated for 2gpm, and another rated for 4gpm. It is possible one of his cyl could be bad, but he has been given enough information to check them with zero cost. Adjusting the relief is also zero cost, and checking pump rotation cost zero as well. If any one of those things increases pressure, That one long nipple is going to burst and when you look at where his hand is going to be positioned, he is in danger of having high pressure hydraulic oil sprayed into his skin. He has admitted he can hear the pump squeal, turning the pump backwards will cause a loud squeal, as will oil dumping over the relief, or the pump sucking air if there isnt enough oil in the tank, or his turning the pump at 3600rpms as he also mentioned, when the pump probably isnt designed for it. I wouldnt scrap the splitter as has been mentioned, but I probably would scrap the pump and get myself a two stage pump to increase speed. I would also scrap the galvanized pipe and get myself something rated for high pressure. Personally, I wouldnt even mess with it until I had those two things ready to bolt up. IF he wants to do all his checking before buying the pump he really needs, I would at least do as suggested and wrap some rags around the nipple to control the oil I know is going to spray when the pump hits high pressure.
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