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Simonizer said:
She is 5'2, 101 lbs. She is stunningly beautiful. Funny thing is, she reads some of this banter and I think she has a crush on Fish. I had better keep an eye on that guy.:laugh:


Simonizer said:
She is a 6 handicap golfer at 66 years of age and can beat me at her home course about 60% of the time. 5 '2", 98 lbs. She can still kick a$$ at tennis too.

what would freud have to say about that.......:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
kf_tree said:
what would freud have to say about that.......:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Finally a good comeback. Seriously though, I don't like fat women. Cellulite doesn't do it for me. Hey Ken, you are back in my good books. Excellent post. (ya bastid), Cheers.:laugh:
 
jokers said:
Dennis,

You`re reading something into my post that isn`t there. I never said a clear stem, infact I want some included bark in there to destroy those dainty little race chains that some guys might run. I want to run work chains. Besides, these are city trees from removals that no mill would buy.

On the other hand, you may have stumbled onto one of my other points, and I happen to believe that a person not skilled in a bore cut will kill their saw when under pressure and trying to make a bore cut.

C`mon, aren`t you the guy who always wants to make things more challenging? ;) Russ
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Originally Posted by jokers

So if we are going to run Simon`s work saw against any other saws that are claimed to be work saws, I suggest that we set the rules as being a bore cut into a 28" to 30"(32" bar and chain) hard maple stem, up cut then down, changeover then an upcut, maybe even a second down cut. I will supply the wood and the fuel.

All bull????ters who plan on running a race saw against a woodsaw can keep on walking. Russ

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28'' to 30" Maple? Isn't good clear Maple this big, worth too much for this test? A bore cut is more of a technical cut, if you don't make this cut often you may not be consistent. A down, up, down would be a better cut for comparing engines.
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Russ....Weren't we talking about testing Simon's saw againist another work saw? There won't be any race chains to worry about, and if you don't cut in clean wood it won't be an even test. My point was simple and you missed it. Making things more challenging is fine for a race, but you're suppose to be comparing motors, an want to leave as much human error out of it as you can. I have know doubt you'll be honest Russ but, do you think you can handle this? Maybe you should bring down ehp and have him do the timing. Hahaha! buddy Dennis
 
Hey Gypo this might give you a little skip in your step Simon I PMed her # to you because I know how crater butts drive you nutz HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Holy hell MacDaddy, warn a guy before you post something like that! I was eating home made apple pie, too. Appetite sadly gone, now..........
 
LOL Mac Boy you put the wrong pic up for Simmie it should be a fat guy he is gay LOL
 
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