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Better watch it now my man Brian,
When Manual's done you'll be cryin',

When his mighty Jonsered speaks,
Those Stihl of yours will spring leaks,

In the log you'll be put to shame,
Husky kicks is the rightful claim,

Then all rep for you will turn to neg,
Cause your leak runs down your leg.
Now thats poetic justice :laugh:
 
Awesome again!!!!!!I'm out of lead tonight buddy:(

I have no fear for manny fresh, think I'm going to call him Johnny for now:)

Oh Now you want some of Jonny
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Guess you never read the Ballad of Jonny:rockn:
You don't want a piece of him do Ya?:popcorn:
Your better off staying in your spawn bed Stihl Head
 
To my comrades I must have lost my head,
while I created this most decent of threads,

But now found out that husky's and reds bread,
had the pup stihl to put in the shed!

Husky kicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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To my comrades I must have lost my head,
while I created this most decent of threads,
But now found out that husky's and reds bread,
had the pup stihl to put in the shed.

Husky kicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then there was ropen
that was stihl hopen
that his husky would kick ,
after that big boy stihl,
gave it a lick
 
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There was a man with husky in hand,
sent the big boy stihl to the promised land,

They both fired up and started the cut,
The husky gave the big boy, a kick in the butt!

The stihl lay smokin in the sticks,
That is the way a husky kicks.

:laugh: :sword:
 
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LOL that was pretty good.

Then the stihl came out of the sticks
fighting like a banshee looking for kicks,
and noticed the husky missing a tick.

Wheres home depot and lowes to get me a ficks?
I'll just lay here in the weeds waitin for my kicks.
 
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After beating the stihl and short on time,
The husky cut three loads by nine,

The stihl cooled off and wanted another round,
The husky filled up and run the pup to the ground,

Now if you desire the truth to be told,
The husky kicked the stihl out cold,

Now that is late and I have to work at six,
I will retire and know that husky's kick.

:buttkick: :laugh:
 
LOL that was pretty good.

Then the stihl came out of the sticks
fighting like a banshee looking for kicks,
and noticed the husky missing a tick.

Wheres home depot and lowes to get me a ficks?
I'll just lay here in the weeds waitin for my kicks.

Good one:biggrinbounce2:
 
Oh Now you want some of Jonny
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Guess you never read the Ballad of Jonny:rockn:
You don't want a piece of him do Ya?:popcorn:
Your better off staying in your spawn bed Stihl Head

I found the book and dusted it off. I read about 3 pages and it fell apart, hope dem Johnny's preform better than that.:dizzy: :dizzy:
 
Do you come from a land of blunder?
Where Stihls blow and bang like thunder.
Can't you hear? Can't you hear the clunker?
It likes cheap gas and ugly colors.

Ole Thal's a boy with clunker junkers.
But he says Stihls don't bang like thunder.
He's a rube and you can't help wonder
How many saps he fools and plunders.
 
sorry Jack, the rats made me do it

Ole Rope started a thread
Not sure what was in his head

A few questioned his thoughts
for many more Stihls have been bought

Now Rope said his claim was derailed
with a title like that something smells

Brian shot down some of his buds
while sippin on white suds

Trying to get back on his saddle
the mighty horse Stihl will not be dazzled

Stihl remains the King
others have not a chance I mean

He says what I have contributed to AS is lame
But our reps are the same
 
Thin skin? Ignore post!

Space now your rhymes really don’t work,
Please post no more; you’d do better to lurk,

Bcorradi and I have professions the same,
His attempts at rhyming have really been lame,

And Brian did try with all that he had,
If given a rating it would have to be bad,

Now Ropen showed promise early this day,
He did made his points with what he did say,

If require you a rhyme; just ask it of me,
I ask not for compensation; I do it for free,

Imitation’s the sincerest form of flattery,
But imitation flattery matters not to me
 
I found the book and dusted it off. I read about 3 pages and it fell apart, hope dem Johnny's preform better than that.:dizzy: :dizzy:

Next time buy something off Craigs list that you don't have to dust off or have someone tune it for you.:hmm3grin2orange:
 

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