It’s with regret that I must come to this site,
And report what happened at Mr. Hall’s last night,
Now Tommie came home and found sonny in bed,
And Demi was with him and her face was red,
Then Demi said to sonny, “Oh, I prefer thee”,
“Compared to your paw, you’re mighty Husky”,
Tommie was angry and NewGuy was told,
“I’ll take over now cause I’m not that old”,
Now Tommie heard the meanest words there’s ever been,
When Demi said, “My dear Tommie, is it Stihl in?”,
But know that things are not as they seem,
Cause Tommie awoke from this dreadful dream.