I Need to Move Far Far Away

[slowp]

I'll never live this down so I need to find a job in like, Siberia. Got out of the pickup to go look at mud conditions. Was walking with a logger and my kind of boss. Yup, it was muddy. My boot got stuck and wasn't going to come out. Then, while fighting it, my other one got stuck and I toppled over backwards into the gluck. Rather than roll around in it, I took the offered hand and then got up and dug out. A comment was made about getting one of those buttons that you say, "I've fallen and I can't get up."

Know of any jobs in Siberia?

 

[Mike Van]

No, but I think they're always hiring mud wrestlers somewhere, and you do have prior experience!

 

[John Ellison]

Don't worry, I'm sure they won't mention it to anyone else.

 

[Wiredp]

Haha

You deserve a beer after that one. I enjoyed reading that post. Oh by the way you could have used the Bear Grills/Survivor Man Guy (they blur in my head) move for getting out of quicksand so that we could know if it would also work in mud. Next time try it for me because now you have got me wondering.

 

[Tree Sling'r]

I'll never live this down so I need to find a job in like, Siberia. Got out of the pickup to go look at mud conditions. Was walking with a logger and my kind of boss. Yup, it was muddy. My boot got stuck and wasn't going to come out. Then, while fighting it, my other one got stuck and I toppled over backwards into the gluck. Rather than roll around in it, I took the offered hand and then got up and dug out. A comment was made about getting one of those buttons that you say, "I've fallen and I can't get up."

Know of any jobs in Siberia?

Yeah, it was funny, just seen the video on youtube...joking.

 

[forestryworks]

I'll never live this down so I need to find a job in like, Siberia. Got out of the pickup to go look at mud conditions. Was walking with a logger and my kind of boss. Yup, it was muddy. My boot got stuck and wasn't going to come out. Then, while fighting it, my other one got stuck and I toppled over backwards into the gluck. Rather than roll around in it, I took the offered hand and then got up and dug out. A comment was made about getting one of those buttons that you say, "I've fallen and I can't get up."

Know of any jobs in Siberia?

i'm under the weather and that made me laugh, thanks Slowp

 

[Locoweed]

If that is your worst boo boo, you are way ahead of me!

 

[ak4195]

wheres the camera when you need it....

Oh god,to only be a fly buzzing around that day...
Well you could move up here,stick yourself out in bear country and give all the fuzzy wuzzy bears Disney type names.
Oh wait that position was filled.

ak

 

[Wiredp]

Oh god,to only be a fly buzzing around that day...
Well you could move up here,stick yourself out in bear country and give all the fuzzy wuzzy bears Disney type names.
Oh wait that position was filled.

ak

Oh man that is just wrong, but still rather funny. Arboristsite makes me happy when I read threads like this.

 

[Cedarkerf]

My cousin down in Brazil called and asked if it was you he heard about.:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[Spotted Owl]

There there, it will all be better tomorrow.

Oh wait no it won't. Tomorrow things will just start getting interesting for ya. Atleast thats how it would be if you worked with us.

You a, ya don't have any photos do ya .

Just kidding

Give the used dog a scratch behind the ears and have a good warm soak with a favorite beverage.

Hope the next few days go easy on ya.


Owl

 

[slowp]

It is a good thing that I am the one who takes the pictures..

 

[Gologit]

It is a good thing that I am the one who takes the pictures..

Did you use any "original language"? C,mon now, girl, fess up.

 

[Spotted Owl]

Did you use any "original language"? C,mon now, girl, fess up.

Hows about hat throw'in. Any of that?


Owl

 

[Clearwater]

Mud Angels.

I bet that anyone who has camped and partied at the Demming Log Show when it rained has made a mud angel.

I can only close my eyes and envision slowp making a mud angel

 

[slowp]

Just an unoriginal, inefficient word, and no angels. I thought about the latter but the new pickup seat was muddy enough afterwards. I could've walked free in my sock feet too. Maybe I'll sweep off the tin pants this morning?

 

[Burvol]

That's where my size 15's are handy, I just plain across mud and snow. You guys surely aren't hauling anywhere near this mud pit right now, are you?

 

[Bushler]

Your experience in the mud reminds me of my experience with the planning commmision. Trying to get something accomplished with LCDC is like walking in deep mud.

You are on your way to qualifying for a job as a land use consultant!

Prospective client: "Mr. SlowP, what are your qualifications for platting a subdivision?"

SlowP: "Well, I got stuck in deep mud and fell down."

Prospective client: "Good! You're hired."

 

[slowp]

That's where my size 15's are handy, I just plain across mud and snow. You guys surely aren't hauling anywhere near this mud pit right now, are you?

Yes, my PSI is a bit tooo much. Yes, they are hauling. The roads are rocked.
The skid trails are not. We are hoping for a freeze for walking and skidding purposes.

"Mr. SlowP, what are your qualifications for platting a subdivision?"

I'm not a Mister.

 

[hammerlogging]

Ms. Slowp, hang in there. Always good to laugh at yourself.

Frozen skid trails are much nicer, walking up the mountain in the morning. But they're usually thawed out by 10 am, so I try to stay off them, till the long heavy footed walk in.